You have 2 choices, which do you choose?

[Ipartiedwithhopgood]

A) You must watch the 2 Ace Ventura movies, with no distractions from the outside world allowed. No commercials. Bathroom breaks limited. It's you, Ace, and your most comfortable piece of furniture. You are unable to adjust the volume it is set at a standard level. You must be sober.
B) Your hand is stuck in a slammed car door for 24 seconds.


Which way you going with this?

 

[jhmossy]

Now I remember why I left for a while. Board has gone to absolute shit.

 

[JimboBBN]

Can I smoke and/or get drunk during the movies?

 

[coryfly]

Was Ace Ventura really that bad? I don't remember being worth the pain of a slammed car door that could limit my golfing.

 

[coryfly]

Can I smoke and/or get drunk during the movies?

I assume you have been smoking and drinking already since you aren't aware of what sober means.

 

[bMORE607]

Can I smoke and/or get drunk during the movies?

You must be sober.

 

[Ipartiedwithhopgood]

Now I remember why I left for a while. Board has gone to absolute shit.

Now I remember why everybody hates you

 

[brooky03]

For your hand to be stuck in a car door, I think the bones would have to be crushed. So, movies

 

[JimboBBN]

Haha.. didn’t even look at the last line. Fvck it, slam my hand in the door.

 

[Ipartiedwithhopgood]

Was Ace Ventura really that bad?

 

[jhmossy]

Now I remember why everybody hates you

That would honestly be a more interesting poll than this one.

I think I'd get more "loves" than "hates" though.

 

[JimboBBN]

We’ve lost too many good posters over the years. Ipartied was gone for a while I think. Or maybe that was another Louisville fan

 

[WojoRising]

That would honestly be a more interesting poll than this one.

I think I'd get more "loves" than "hates" though.

You realize we can’t be threatened with a failing grade, right?

 

[Ipartiedwithhopgood]

That would honestly be a more interesting poll than this one.

I think I'd get more "loves" than "hates" though.

Please. Please. Please please please

Please, whatever you do. Don't leave the board again. Anything but that.

 

[jhmossy]

You realize we can’t be threatened with a failing grade, right?

My students don't care enough to be threatened by that anyways

 

[WestTexasRaider]

Alrighty then!

 

[ExitFlagger]

Not a bad idea. Might have to throw on Ace Ventura tonight...

 

[brooky03]

That would honestly be a more interesting poll than this one.

I think I'd get more "loves" than "hates" though.

I love you






And not just as a friend

 

[Kevin Bryan]

The best scene is when he is birthed from the rhino's ass.

 

[toonces11]

I love both Ace movies----WTF???

 

[FaithPlusOne]

Was Ace Ventura really that bad? I don't remember being worth the pain of a slammed car door that could limit my golfing.

I rewatched the first one a few months ago. It holds up.

 

[Montana81]

I love both Ace movies----WTF???

Same. I don’t get it. I think I’m gonna go watch the rhino scene on YouTube right now actually

 

[toonces11]

Same. I don’t get it. I think I’m gonna go watch the rhino scene on YouTube right now actually

Bumblebee tuna my man! Kinda hot in these rhinos!

 

[UL_1986]

Ace Ventura is great. It’s slapstick comedy.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Ace Ventura is great. It’s slapstick comedy.

If UK fans like it does that mean it's slapdick comedy?

 

[CB3UK]

Both of those are ****ing classics

 

[UL_1986]

If UK fans like it does that mean it's slapdick comedy?

According to man who pushes elderly women into a pool, yes.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

According to man who pushes elderly women into a pool, yes.

We all know who you're talking about.