Sure they look really good, but I'm talking about the stuff that comes with it; criticizing you for your diet, how you should exercise more, her watching every morsel she eats, trips to the grocery that involve only the produce and dairy sections, the narcissism and endless selfies, daily workout/jogging instead of grabbing a pizza, etc.
I'm out. (Also, I'm already married . . . but still out).
I'm out. (Also, I'm already married . . . but still out).