Wood you Wednesday IV

[LetsGoDuke301]

Look at the shitter on that critter!

This amazing woman will do anything you want her to. Anything. But she has a friend that you must take out before each visit. Just a date in a public place, nothing sexual.

Spoiler: Her friend

 

[LandofOzDevil]

Easiest wood yet. No doubter this week.

 

[JimboBBN]

Yea, easy wood. Even if you have to spend 100+ to take the fat friend out

 

[boilerzz]

Hell yes. That would be an enjoyable ride!!

 

[WojoRising]

Yes. I hope Shrek enjoys the view of the top of my head while I’m texting the whole date.

 

[TheDude1]

Yeah, that's an easy wood. The large girl could easily be a good time, so if you are just going out, who cares? And you get to bang THAT? Yeah, easy.

 

[FaithPlusOne]

Easiest wood ever. If there had to be anything sexual with the friend then I’d at least have to think about it.

Simply going on a date isn’t bad, and the trade off would definitely be worth it here.

 

[1Tripoda]

I'll do her friend too, chit yeah

 

[brooky03]

Wood, even if the fat friend had to be in the room while I wooded.

 

[TheDude1]

Wood, even if the fat friend had to be in the room while I wooded.

Brooky would bang her, and then run her off the road.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Yes. I hope Shrek enjoys the view of the top of my head while I’m eating her out.

If @WojoRising says wood. It's a wrap.

 

[npreston]

Hell yes

 

[bMORE607]

Slamdunk yes

 

[WojoRising]

If @WojoRising says wood. It's a wrap.

I’d rather slump than slum

 

[toonces11]

Anyone see an old hook up and be like damn.....there is nobody on this planet that would believe she used to be really hot back then. Some girls just blow the eff up and you cant even imagine how they were ever hot.

 

[npreston]

Anyone see an old hook up and be like damn.....there is nobody on this planet that would believe she used to be really hot back then. Some girls just blow the eff up and you cant even imagine how they were ever hot.

Yep. There’s a couple on FB that I’m “friends” with. Totally blew the fvck up. One in particular, was a neighbor of mine my soph year at Kansas. I tried for 2 years to get in those jeans. One night I finally did, and it was everything I’d built it up to be. Now she’s got like 5 kids, a huge ass, and a mom/beer belly. Such a shame, cause from 19-21, she was a complete knockout. Glad I got her when I did.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Look at the shitter on that critter!

This amazing woman will do anything you want her to. Anything. But she has a friend that you must take out before each visit. Just a date in a public place, nothing sexual.

Spoiler: Her friend

It's like the first picture is the front of a centaur and then you have the horse's ass.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

I feel like I failed at my job here. It is never supposed to be unanimous. I was really counting on wojo to give us his reason why he wood knot.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

I feel like I failed at my job here. It is never supposed to be unanimous. I was really counting on wojo to give us his reason why he wood knot.

yea you screwed this one up, but you've had a great start to the offseason so don't let one bad week get you down.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

OK let me get this back on track. New rule.....before you get to bang the hottie you have to take the fatty to your next high school reunion and pretend she's your girlfriend, can't tell anyone she isn't.

That might even up the poll a bit.

 

[npreston]

I feel like I failed at my job here. It is never supposed to be unanimous. I was really counting on wojo to give us his reason why he wood knot.

The catch wasn’t nearly harsh enough, considering the reward of that booty. This wood you Wednesday was a no-brained.

Don’t worry bud, you’ll get em next Wednesday.

 

[coryfly]

I mean, yeah. I assume no one has said no.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

I mean, yeah. I assume no one has said no.

@cooljeff and @sdave are the only homosexuals this week.

 

[speedfrk]

Yeah I'd actually do this one

 

[Global Havok]

This one is just too easy.

 

[I am stupid]

 

[Scotty00]

Hell yes...both of them!!!!

 

[CB3UK]

Sign me up. The friend obviously knows her way around a kitchen so she can cook up some sammiches while I handle my business with ms primetime.

 

[JimboBBN]

Dirt continues to get thrown on @LetsGoDuke301 's grave

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Dirt continues to get thrown on @LetsGoDuke301 's grave

Nah. There were 2 gays that voted no. That's actually dirt being removed from my grave.

 

[treyforuk]

Yeah. I want them both.