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Wood You Wednesday 5/24

E.V.E.R.Y. one of you would press your face into her armpit and take big, labored breathSSSSSS before just ONE of you could convince her to do the same.

But I do love how ballsy you see yourselves. 😭🤣
Don't bring reality into our hypothetical lives. What's wrong with you? You were always the "not him", friend at the club, weren't you?
 
Don't bring reality into our hypothetical lives. What's wrong with you? You were always the "not him", friend at the club, weren't you?
a) his shoes
b) his teeth
c) him (personality)

Only things that stop a guy from picking up at the club..

Nobody goes to the club, while in college, to make informed decisions.

😏 Not that you can talk a drunk college girl, at a club, into making sound decisions anyway. 🤣😭
 
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