Rivals’ Coach K Roast

[Random UK Fan]

Like Comedy Central’s Celebrity Roasts, who do you all see being the guests to take the mic? The emcee will be Dillon Brooks.

Also, what burns would you throw?

 

[coryfly]

Jeff Ross would probably be there just because.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Dickie V would be there to protect K from hearing such hurtful things, and also to toss his salad.

 

[Random UK Fan]

One of Duke’s students reflecting on that outburst; “If I wanted to be yelled at I would have stayed home with my homophobic family in Chapel Hill.”. Buh dum tsst!

 

[AWilli6995]

Dickie V would be there to protect K from hearing such hurtful things, and also to toss his salad.

And @Afamu

 

[WestTexasRaider]

It's a good thing Coach K wasn't two-faced, the one he has is bad enough.

 

[GhostOf301]

Jimmy King would want a piece. May as well throw Jalen Rose in there too.

 

[boilerzz]

 

[jace4655555]

If the roast happened 10 to 15 years ago...Bob Knight would have been a perfect person for it. Unfortunately, his health and mind is being taken from him now.

 

[WojoRising]

If the roast happened 10 to 15 years ago...Bob Knight would have been a perfect person for it. Unfortunately, his health and mind is being taken from him now.

Well, this was fun.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

I would want a slot for sure.


I think the only reason Coach K took the Duke job in the first place is because in NC no one would look twice at the fact that he clearly married a close relative.