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***Official B1G In-Season Thread***

"retirement"

In an unrelated note, I have announced my retirement from pursuing a romantic relationship with Sabrina Carpenter. She is absolutely interested, but we both are just too busy to make love work at this time.
Restraining order finally came through, huh? Thank God you don't have that wench stalking you anymore.
 
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How dare you besmirch Sabrina's name.
You made that bed. Just lie in it. We heard Sabrina lost her shit because you picked Chappell Roan over her.

Sad Jim Carrey GIF
 
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