J. Lo; Yes or No?

[Random UK Fan]

Mods,

I realize this is more of an off-season thread . . . but just due to her being the halftime show last night I'd love to know what the folks here think, including you, even if it means taking the thread down later today.

It's a no for me. In my opinion . . . A Rod can have her.

 

[jhmossy]

 

[Random UK Fan]

In rebuttal; Shakira is an absolute "yes".

 

[GE Nole]

Of course, yes.

But Shakira is better.

 

[Fsuwarpath10]

It's clear A-Rod only married her for her money.

 

[boilerzz]

I'm guessing the OP hasn't seen Hustlers.

#HellYeah

 

[schoonerwest]

OP =

 

[UL_1986]

Everyone on this board wood. So yes.

 

[ExitFlagger]

She's all right. Shakira is much hotter.

 

[Random UK Fan]

She's all right.

 

[dragonhawk1855]

don't know why anybody would unless they were gay? but even the lesbians wood in a heart beat.

 

[bMORE607]

You know its bad when Gil calls you gay.

 

[UL_1986]

She’s 50, and is probably hotter now than any chick any of you have ****ed, dated, or married. I forgot we had a bunch of George Clooney’s and Dicaprios n this board lol. ****ing fayghuts.

 

[all4theillini]

JLo=nope

Shakira=absafrickinlutely.

 

[RondoBaller21]

She’s hotter than Shakira, so hell yes. You have bad taste OP.

 

[tw3301]

Obvious yes. Anyone who says no is full of shit.

 

[Random UK Fan]

She’s 50, and is probably hotter now than any chick any of you have ****ed, dated, or married.

You'd probably be very surprised.

 

[speedfrk]

 

[Random UK Fan]

I think she was showing the world how far she could bury it in a guy's tater hole.

 

[UL_1986]

You'd probably be very surprised.

I’m sure some of you guys could do some google searches to boost up your criteria. Would you honestly not bang J Lo?

 

[boilerzz]

As soon as I saw her do that, I said "I give it 4 hours before that's made into a gif". Nailed it.

 

[Random UK Fan]

I’m sure some of you guys could do some google searches to boost up your criteria. Would you honestly not bang J Lo?

Well, I'd probably manage to get through it. I guess I just don't see her as "hot". I've seen the pics of her before who she is now, and she wasn't much to look at.

I'm 50 too, so it isn't an age thing. When I think of "hot" I think of something like this; someone who seems to have it from very early on.

Tell you what - If I am ever given a shot at J Lo, you can be my stunt double, do the sweaty bump 'n' grind, and I'll provide the expression at the end. We both get paid. Between the 2 of us we'll both end up happy

But . . . .If I ever get my chance with Julianne Hough . . . BACK THE F*CK OFF!

Deal?

 

[tw3301]

I know one poster that would cheat on his fake wife with J Lo....

 

[bMORE607]

I *cough* loved watching her music videos growing up.

 

[bMORE607]

Well, I'd probably manage to get through it. I guess I just don't see her as "hot". I've seen the pics of her before who she is now, and she wasn't much to look at.

I'm 50 too, so it isn't an age thing. When I think of "hot" I think of something like this; someone who seems to have it from very early on.

Tell you what - If I am ever given a shot at J Lo, you can be my stunt double, do the sweaty bump 'n' grind, and I'll provide the expression at the end. We both get paid. Between the 2 of us we'll both end up happy

But . . . .If I ever get my chance with Julianne Hough . . . BACK THE F*CK OFF!

Deal?

She’s batting for the other team now. You missed your chance with that crazy chick.

 

[Random UK Fan]

I know one poster that would cheat on his fake wife with J Lo....

Nominated for a "Postie"

 

[Random UK Fan]

She’s batting for the other team now. You missed your chance with that crazy chick.

Damn. Well, truthfully . . . the wife probably wouldn't appreciate it too much either, so there's that.

 

[UL_1986]

Well, I'd probably manage to get through it. I guess I just don't see her as "hot". I've seen the pics of her before who she is now, and she wasn't much to look at.

I'm 50 too, so it isn't an age thing. When I think of "hot" I think of something like this; someone who seems to have it from very early on.

Tell you what - If I am ever given a shot at J Lo, you can be my stunt double, do the sweaty bump 'n' grind, and I'll provide the expression at the end. We both get paid. Between the 2 of us we'll both end up happy

But . . . .If I ever get my chance with Julianne Hough . . . BACK THE F*CK OFF!

Deal?

Different strokes I guess. Blonde chick doesn’t really do it for me, but obv would.

 

[Random UK Fan]

Different strokes I guess. Blonde chick doesn’t really do it for me, but obv would.

The 4 of us should double sometime, no?

 

[UL_1986]

The 4 of us should double sometime, no?

 

[TheDude1]

Well, I'd probably manage to get through it. I guess I just don't see her as "hot". I've seen the pics of her before who she is now, and she wasn't much to look at.

I'm 50 too, so it isn't an age thing. When I think of "hot" I think of something like this; someone who seems to have it from very early on.

Tell you what - If I am ever given a shot at J Lo, you can be my stunt double, do the sweaty bump 'n' grind, and I'll provide the expression at the end. We both get paid. Between the 2 of us we'll both end up happy

But . . . .If I ever get my chance with Julianne Hough . . . BACK THE F*CK OFF!

Deal?

Your tendency to try too hard is both your biggest posting strength and your biggest posting weakness

 

[ExitFlagger]

Different strokes I guess. Blonde chick doesn’t really do it for me, but obv would.

Isn’t that exactly what you’re criticizing other people for saying?

I think about anybody would tap Lopez’s ass, but that doesn’t necessarily mean one considers her drop dead gorgeous. Not sure how you can think she’s more attractive than Hough though.

 

[ExitFlagger]

Well, I'd probably manage to get through it. I guess I just don't see her as "hot". I've seen the pics of her before who she is now, and she wasn't much to look at.

I'm 50 too, so it isn't an age thing. When I think of "hot" I think of something like this; someone who seems to have it from very early on.

Tell you what - If I am ever given a shot at J Lo, you can be my stunt double, do the sweaty bump 'n' grind, and I'll provide the expression at the end. We both get paid. Between the 2 of us we'll both end up happy

But . . . .If I ever get my chance with Julianne Hough . . . BACK THE F*CK OFF!

Deal?

That pic of Lopez looks almost exactly like a Latina chick I dated several years ago. Might be why I’m biased against her.

 

[jace4655555]

You know its bad when Gil calls you gay.

He’s been on a roll lately...

 

[UL_1986]

Isn’t that exactly what you’re criticizing other people for saying?

I think about anybody would tap Lopez’s ass, but that doesn’t necessarily mean one considers her drop dead gorgeous. Not sure how you can think she’s more attractive than Hough though.

Criticizing? I never said anyone should think she’s beautiful, just that she’s def bangable, especially for a woman who’s 50. I have no idea who “Hough” is, however in those pictures she good looking, but nothing special.

 

[Scotty00]

For anyone saying no they wouldn’t two things come to my mind...

1. You’re gay
2. I’d love to see your face when she walked in the room with some kinda little sexy outfit on while you was laying on the bed. I would do anything she would let me do. I’ve been with a few older women and it’s pretty great!!!

 

[DiehardDukeFan4Life]

As soon as I saw her do that, I said "I give it 4 hours before that's made into a gif". Nailed it.

I saw that gif on the news after the game lol

 

[Random UK Fan]

Your tendency to try to hard is both your biggest posting strength and your biggest posting weakness

 

[Random UK Fan]

She’s hotter than Shakira, so hell yes. You have bad taste OP.

 

[TheDude1]

I'm starting to dislike your gifs.