Isolated With One Woman Scenario; Which One?

[Random UK Fan]

A.) Doesn't know how to cook anything and wants to binge watch the Kardashians.

B.) Constantly complains about not being able to get to the gym and constantly posting selfies to Instagram. An "Influencer".

C.) Nympho, but you're also stuck inside with her twin brother who has an ungodly flatulence issue. The kind that are sort of hot and permeate the apartment, and makes you mad because you smelled it before you heard it.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I'm a huge fan of your thought process.

*b for obvious reasons.

 

[IUBtown]

I’ll shoot the twin so 3

 

[Demarcus Kidd-Miller]

B- If she's constantly posting selfies, I'm 100% convinced I could get her to post to porn hub.

 

[jhmossy]

 

[Villian07]

Throw a dart for me lol I’ll take any or all.

 

[Random UK Fan]

It's A for me.

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

A.) Doesn't know how to cook anything and wants to binge watch the Kardashians.

B.) Constantly complains about not being able to get to the gym and constantly posting selfies to Instagram. An "Influencer".

C.) Nympho, but you're also stuck inside with her twin brother who has an ungodly flatulence issue. The kind that are sort of hot and permeate the apartment, and makes you mad because you smelled it before you heard it.

C!

 

[Villian07]

Two stupid chicks or smell fart 24/7. It really is quite the predicament. I could easily quarantine with any of em tho, them some tig ole bitties

 

[UL_1986]

The first 2 chicks look like they’d be in some corny country music video. The last one is the hottest, but of course you had to add in the weird brother/fart hypothetical. Damn you.

 

[kelley2403]

C. Can't see the bottoms on A & B and my head is so stopped up this time of year I couldn't smell the farts.

 

[Random UK Fan]

The first 2 chicks look like they’d be in some corny country music video. The last one is the hottest, but of course you had to add in the weird brother/fart hypothetical. Damn you.

I'm not going to spoon feed everybody.

 

[kyjeff1]

C, but damn, A is pretty freaking hot.

 

[Random UK Fan]

C, but damn, A is pretty freaking hot.

I had to choose A. Exotic looking. Can’t imagine those eyes looking up at you.

 

[Scotty00]

Give me C but it’s here any way you could add in Rachel Bush??? For those of you who don’t know who she is look her up!

 

[Random UK Fan]

Give me C but it’s here any way you could add in Rachel Bush??? For those of you who don’t know who she is look her up!

Found her. Not really my cup of tea, but as long as you’re happy I’ll support you my UK brother!

Rachel Bush
Lead Client Relations Specialist at LD Lowe Wealth Advisory

LD Lowe is pleased to announce that Rachel Bush recently earned her life, accident and health insurance license. With this license, Rachel is eligible to write life, accident and health insurance policies in Texas. Rachel is responsible for a range of client communications and plan maintenance.

 

[Scotty00]

Found her. Not really my cup of tea, but as long as you’re happy I’ll support you my UK brother!

Rachel Bush
Lead Client Relations Specialist at LD Lowe Wealth Advisory

LD Lowe is pleased to announce that Rachel Bush recently earned her life, accident and health insurance license. With this license, Rachel is eligible to write life, accident and health insurance policies in Texas. Rachel is responsible for a range of client communications and plan maintenance.

Lol thanks man but I meant the other Rachel Bush!!!

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

A.) Doesn't know how to cook anything and wants to binge watch the Kardashians.

B.) Constantly complains about not being able to get to the gym and constantly posting selfies to Instagram. An "Influencer".

C.) Nympho, but you're also stuck inside with her twin brother who has an ungodly flatulence issue. The kind that are sort of hot and permeate the apartment, and makes you mad because you smelled it before you heard it.

Ha, the joke is on you. I can't smell, so Option C, ftw.

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[speedfrk]

Put me down for B

 

[tw3301]

Need to see them all naked before I can decide.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Pffffft, you pathetic losers have terrible taste. Check out my wife before her morning run last Thanksgiving.

 

[tw3301]

Pffffft, you pathetic losers have terrible taste. Check out my wife before her morning run last Thanksgiving.

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Hate to break this to you but you're being cucked by another imaginary husband.

 

[Scotty00]

Pffffft, you pathetic losers have terrible taste. Check out my wife before her morning run last Thanksgiving.

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[Sound.Slave]

There's a reason I took a long nap today; it was so I will be up all night into the morning. This is the only way I can get some free time from the woman and the kid.

So, I'll go with A. Let her sit in another room and watch whatever she wants all day. I'm fine doing the cooking; just give me some fvcking privacy.

 

[TheDude1]

A, because I love trashy girls.

 

[Crappy Davenpot]

Isolate Monday with #1, Tuesday #2, Wed #3...repeat...

 

[dragonhawk1855]

already am confined with my wife, don't think she would like the Idea of adding any one of those 3.

 

[TheDude1]

Isolate Monday with #1, Tuesday #2, Wed #3...repeat...

That's not how you do isolated!





Or shit, maybe it is.

 

[denniden]

I am going with B. Don’t need a brother ripping arse around all the time and I am not watching the Kardashians all the time. So looks like I would have to make a home gym for option B so she can keep her selfie game strong

 

[Crappy Davenpot]

That's not how you do isolated!


Those 3 are worth rule-breaking lol.


Or shit, maybe it is.

 

[wildcatwelder]

B, all day.

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

I will take the girl that I have been isolated with for the last 53 & 1/2 years. She is wonderful. (this picture is 1966)