Isolated With One Woman Scenario; Which One?

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  1. Random UK Fan

    Random UK Fan Well-Known Member
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    A.) Doesn't know how to cook anything and wants to binge watch the Kardashians.

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    B.) Constantly complains about not being able to get to the gym and constantly posting selfies to Instagram. An "Influencer".

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    C.) Nympho, but you're also stuck inside with her twin brother who has an ungodly flatulence issue. The kind that are sort of hot and permeate the apartment, and makes you mad because you smelled it before you heard it.

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  2. lurkeraspect84

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    I'm a huge fan of your thought process.

    *b for obvious reasons.
     
  3. IUBtown

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    I’ll shoot the twin so 3
     
  4. Demarcus Kidd-Miller

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    B- If she's constantly posting selfies, I'm 100% convinced I could get her to post to porn hub.
     
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    Throw a dart for me lol I’ll take any or all.
     
  7. Random UK Fan

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    It's A for me.
     
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    C!
     
  9. Villian07

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    Two stupid chicks or smell fart 24/7. It really is quite the predicament. I could easily quarantine with any of em tho, them some tig ole bitties
     
  10. UL_1986

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    The first 2 chicks look like they’d be in some corny country music video. The last one is the hottest, but of course you had to add in the weird brother/fart hypothetical. Damn you.
     
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    C. Can't see the bottoms on A & B and my head is so stopped up this time of year I couldn't smell the farts.
     
  12. Random UK Fan

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    I'm not going to spoon feed everybody. jumpingsmile
     
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    C, but damn, A is pretty freaking hot.
     
  14. Random UK Fan

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    I had to choose A. Exotic looking. Can’t imagine those eyes looking up at you.
     
  15. Scotty00

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    Give me C but it’s here any way you could add in Rachel Bush??? For those of you who don’t know who she is look her up!
     
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    Found her. Not really my cup of tea, but as long as you’re happy I’ll support you my UK brother!


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  17. Scotty00

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    Lol thanks man but I meant the other Rachel Bush!!!
     
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    Ha, the joke is on you. I can't smell, so Option C, ftw.

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    Put me down for B
     
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    Need to see them all naked before I can decide.
     
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    Pffffft, you pathetic losers have terrible taste. Check out my wife before her morning run last Thanksgiving.
     
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    Hate to break this to you but you're being cucked by another imaginary husband.
     
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    LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing
     
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    There's a reason I took a long nap today; it was so I will be up all night into the morning. This is the only way I can get some free time from the woman and the kid.

    So, I'll go with A. Let her sit in another room and watch whatever she wants all day. I'm fine doing the cooking; just give me some fvcking privacy.
     
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    A, because I love trashy girls.
     
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    Isolate Monday with #1, Tuesday #2, Wed #3...repeat...
     
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    already am confined with my wife, don't think she would like the Idea of adding any one of those 3.
     
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    That's not how you do isolated!





    Or shit, maybe it is.
     
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    I am going with B. Don’t need a brother ripping arse around all the time and I am not watching the Kardashians all the time. So looks like I would have to make a home gym for option B so she can keep her selfie game strong
     
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    I will take the girl that I have been isolated with for the last 53 & 1/2 years. She is wonderful. (this picture is 1966)


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