ESPN early guess at CPOY candidates

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

I'll share the link, but the main thing I wanted to key on......holy sh** are there some real gems for names out there in the college basketball world.

I mean we got some real f***ing mental sadistic parental figures out there, my friends..........

Here's some of the best that seem copied right off the Key and Peele East/West Bowl skit:

Precious Achiuwa (oh no.......)
Fatts Russell (that's actually kinda great in its own way......if you were a 1930s gangster)
Phlandrous Fleming Jr. (winner?)
Jahmi'us Ramsey
Lamine Diane (omelet du fromage?....)
Jhivvan Jackson
Jibri Blount (but why?)
Raiquan Clark (multiple ways to pronounce a name earns a spot on the list)


https://www.espn.com/mens-college-b...04/top-player-year-candidate-every-conference

 

[WestTexasRaider]

The only Big 12 player preforming at that high of a level IMO is Dotson. Dude is legit! Not sure he is better than everyone but he is a fantastic player.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

The only Big 12 player preforming at that high of a level IMO is Dotson. Dude is legit! Not sure he is better than everyone but he is a fantastic player.

This is just Conference Players of the Year.

And I only posted it because of some of the ridiculous names those poor men were gifted by their parent(s)........

 

[Random UK Fan]

This is just Conference Players of the Year.

And I only posted it because of some of the ridiculous names those poor men were gifted by their parent(s)........

I don’t know any of these guys. I’m going to hazard a guess that none of these guys are . . . um . . . blonde?

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

I don’t know any of these guys. I’m going to hazard a guess that none of these guys are . . . um . . . blonde?

One would assume..........

 

[toonces11]

This is just Conference Players of the Year.

And I only posted it because of some of the ridiculous names those poor men were gifted by their parent(s)........

The year sports some dumber than actual **** haircuts

 

[dukedevilz]

A parent naming their kid Phlandrous is funny, sad, and mean at the same time.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

A parent naming their kid Phlandrous is funny, sad, and mean at the same time.

That is Precious........or wait, who is Precious?

 

[toonces11]

The only Big 12 player preforming at that high of a level IMO is Dotson. Dude is legit! Not sure he is better than everyone but he is a fantastic player.

Dok is light years more deserving. Dotson can’t shoot threes