Did they really make a documentary about your penis?
Respected this, but this is getting good./thread
I'm guessing it's a fantasy not a documentary. Lurker has a micro penis.Did they really make a documentary about your penis?
I'm guessing it's a fantasy not a documentary. Lurker has a micro penis.
Now I have to, nay, need to see it for myself.
Yes, my cock is mostly foreskin. Do we need to keep going over it? It looks like chewed gum in a bird's nest.
Just imagine a baby's arm holding an apple.Now I have to, nay, need to see it for myself.
Just imagine a baby's arm holding an apple.
Now just add a crabapple.You mean like this, right?
I'd ban you for making me wonder what an Anteater pussy looks like now.My penis is so gross. @Kevin Bryan would ban me if I posted a dick pic.
Some said I look like an anteater.
That's way bigger than yours.My penis is so gross. @Kevin Bryan would ban me if I posted a dick pic.
Some said I look like an anteater.
Mine only has one split.That's way bigger than yours.
Peace out, bitch.With all that said, time to turn in. Get to go to Little Rock due to be audited for snow plowing. Fun times. GN Gents.
BTW, say a prayer for folks here, they could use it.
He wasn't referring to the Anteater but the actual ant.That's way bigger than yours.
I want to go to sleep but know I won't. I'll just show up red-eyed like every other meeting.Peace out, bitch.
He wasn't referring to the Anteater but the actual ant.
Wonder no more. You're welcome.I'd ban you for making me wonder what an Anteater pussy looks like now.
That gives me a great idea for a porno. AuntEaterthankfully you didn't say aunt.
Is that a c-section?Wonder no more. You're welcome.
That's where my Nuts rested.Is that a c-section?
You must have big nuts.That's where my Nuts rested.
Yep, lots of cancer.You must have big nuts.
Sorry guy.Yep, lots of cancer.
Sorry guy.
Cancer would stick out quickly on my tiny nuts.
It's basically how I check my health.You'd think you would learn to stop doing that.
Do you gauge by scent or ease of entry?It's basically how I check my health.
Scent. I'm a bit loose so that's not a problem.Do you gauge by scent or ease of entry?
I suppose that helps with accessing the scent, too.Scent. I'm a bit loose so that's not a problem.
How do you think I wake up in the morning?You'd think you would learn to stop doing that.
Well, in Kentucky, I assumed with your sister.How do you think I wake up in the morning?
I don't have a sister but @lurkeraspect84 let's me share his with him.Well, in Kentucky, I assumed with your sister.
I'm surprised the three of you can fit in a twin bed.I don't have a sister but @lurkeraspect84 let's me share his with him.