Anyone here ever been fat?
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Crushed my date last night. Not literally, I'm too skinny these days to do that.
Met her at 7:30 at super cool hip lounge and we stayed for 5 hours. Got closer and close as night went along and lots of physical touch. Was getting ready to go in for kiss but she beat me to the punch and made the first move. Spent the rest of the night exchanging some kisses at the lounge. date 2 already lined up.
Met her at 7:30 at super cool hip lounge and we stayed for 5 hours. Got closer and close as night went along and lots of physical touch. Was getting ready to go in for kiss but she beat me to the punch and made the first move. Spent the rest of the night exchanging some kisses at the lounge. date 2 already lined up.
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@lurkeraspect84 is talking about the 3 dudes in the background, guy on the left, guy with his back to us and guy far away in upper right corner.
Guess who's got two thumbs, weighs 185 lbs and got laid last night?
This guy!
To answer your next question, no I don't know his name.
This guy!
To answer your next question, no I don't know his name.
That Venmo interest paid off. Appreciate you working with my requests.
I've developed a new strategy that takes advantage of my proximity to O'Hare Airport. I'm now focusing on girls who don't live here but visit regularly. Girl I hooked up with Sunday had to go back to Dallas yesterday and is set to return for the weekend. Perfect. Also started working a flight attendant from Denver who has to stay overnight here on occasion.
Also turn your apps on near college campuses and shrink the distance down. Poor 18-22 year olds love them some daddies.
Also turn your apps on near college campuses and shrink the distance down. Poor 18-22 year olds love them some daddies.
That is the gayest thing I've ever read on here.
ketchup on a hot dog? GTFO with that garbage. Are you 8 years old? Cause that's teh cut off for being allowed to put ketchup on a hot dog.
not too gay when I followed it up by banging her in her hotel room 3 days later.
/mic drop
3 days too late is the point.
you're a nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fvck you! Go home and play with your kids.
You should have made her play with your kids on the first date, and then swallow them. Don't be a homo next time.
Scale read 184.6 this morning. It's offical, I've now lost over 50 lbs since November. Starting weight of 235.
Celebrating by going on date tonight with absolute smoke show.
Celebrating by going on date tonight with absolute smoke show.
Maybe if you'd have put this much effort into yourself when you were married, the bitch wouldn't have fvcked the pool boy.
Date last night went well. She was even better looking in person. Total smoke show, 10/10 body. Her spare hobby/side job is teaching spin classes. Got a few kisses at the end, plans to go out again next week.
she might be a little too fancy for me, but we'll see how long I can fake it.
she might be a little too fancy for me, but we'll see how long I can fake it.
If you substitute "college professor" for "pool boy," you have my story. 😂
I’m a college professor. What was her name?
