Anyone here ever been fat?

[WeAreDePaul]

Please provide updates. Thank you!

Only one showed up Saturday. And that was the one I had the really good date with earlier in the week. Well either I said something or she saw me hitting on other girls at the bar or who knows what cause now I'm hearing that she doesn't want to go out with me again. Oh well.

Wish I knew that earlier cause I went out of my way to not hit on girls at the bar for the most part despite several of them basically throwing themselves at me....if I knew that I was done with that one girl I could've definitely made a move to try and get a one night stand going from someone else.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

got a date with an absolute smoke show (female) after work today. We'll see how it goes. She's been in the game a lot longer than me and doesn't like that I'm recently divorced. Hopefully I can snake charm her into thinking that's actually a good thing

 

[Blueheart32]

got a date with an absolute smoke show (female) after work today. We'll see how it goes. She's been in the game a lot longer than me and doesn't like that I'm recently divorced. Hopefully I can snake charm her into thinking that's actually a good thing

Trying the other side huh?

 

[Kevin Bryan]

got a date with an absolute smoke show (female) after work today. We'll see how it goes. She's been in the game a lot longer than me and doesn't like that I'm recently divorced. Hopefully I can snake charm her into thinking that's actually a good thing

So she's post-op now? Score! Hopefully for you she likes tiny wangs.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

date with smoke show went great. Date 2 already lined up for when she gets back from family vacation after next week.

@boilerzz would approve of her, one of her best friends is Matt Painter's sister.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I'm never going to second guess myself on starting a thread ever again.

Well worth the price of admission.

 

[IUBtown]

199.8 this morning and blood sugar levels hanging around 90-110. First time under 200 in about 20years. Maxed out at 270 about 10 years ago, had been slowly dropping with spurts of 10-15lbs drop and gain 5-10, rinse and repeat. Diagnosed with type 2 about 6 years ago and was around 230-240. Stay the course you'll get there. Goal of 180 not far away.

 

[boilerzz]

199.8 this morning and blood sugar levels hanging around 90-110. First time under 200 in about 20years. Maxed out at 270 about 10 years ago, had been slowly dropping with spurts of 10-15lbs drop and gain 5-10, rinse and repeat. Diagnosed with type 2 about 6 years ago and was around 230-240. Stay the course you'll get there. Goal of 180 not far away.

Dafuq guys? I'm reading this shit as I'm eating this Popeye's spicy chicken and bacon sandwich and large cajun fries. Way to make a guy enjoy his lunch a little less.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Dafuq guys? I'm reading this shit as I'm eating this Popeye's spicy chicken and bacon sandwich and large cajun fries. Way to make a guy enjoy his lunch a little less.

Usually, the service turns me off at Popeyes.

 

[boilerzz]

Usually, the service turns me off at Popeyes.

I don't eat it often. Had to go to the bank and it was next door. Just hit the drive thru so only saw the lady working the drive thru with a few teeth missing.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I don't eat it often. Had to go to the bank and it was next door. Just hit the drive thru so only saw the lady working the drive thru with a few teeth missing.

I understand. Mine is worse. Good chicken, not worth going to anger management therapy over.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Usually, the service turns me off at Popeyes.

Because they don't have a gloryhole in the bathroom?

 

[WeAreDePaul]

Because they don't have a gloryhole in the bathroom?

he's pissed they don't have a gloryhole at the drive thru!

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Because they don't have a gloryhole in the bathroom?

they have those, it just takes 30 minutes to get serviced.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

they have those, it just takes 30 minutes to get serviced.

That's because you take so many breaks.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

That's because you take so many breaks.

Fair enough.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

only dropped 0.2 lbs this week which is fine. Didn't get to exercise all week as I opted to take the dogs for hour walk right after work instead. Stuck at 188 lbs. Still below my goal weight so all is good.

I think I've officially transitioned from diet to eating disorder and its working so I'm just going with it.


Big night tonight. heading out with buddies to some local bars. Gonna try and not end up puking all morning tomorrow. Also gonna try and secure some strange.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

Got a date tonight. Honestly, I'm a little fuzzy on how she looks. Met her drunk at the end opf the night last Friday. All I remember is that she's young (36) and was wearing a see thru shirt with a bra. Might've been a tad chunky, but I was hammered and not sure.

If she is chunky its the perfect time to try out a new plan me and a buddy came up with. Instead of slipping her a roofie like I usually do, I'm going to try and give her an Ozempic shot without her realizing it. Gonna be tricky, but worth it in the long run.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Got a date tonight. Honestly, I'm a little fuzzy on how she looks. Met her drunk at the end opf the night last Friday. All I remember is that she's young (36) and was wearing a see thru shirt with a bra. Might've been a tad chunky, but I was hammered and not sure.

If she is chunky its the perfect time to try out a new plan me and a buddy came up with. Instead of slipping her a roofie like I usually do, I'm going to try and give her an Ozempic shot without her realizing it. Gonna be tricky, but worth it in the long run.

Ever slept with a girl so drunk she peed in the litter box?

There was the chick in Columbus that feel back into the litter box, I kept it in the bathroom, and she just pee'd anyway.

The litter rubbed my dick raw. Tried to sleep with another girl a couple days later and I couldn't whip out my sore ridden penis.

Didn't want to be the guy who had litter burn on his dick. Instead, she told her friends I was a gentleman.

 

[IUBtown]

Got a date tonight. Honestly, I'm a little fuzzy on how she looks. Met her drunk at the end opf the night last Friday. All I remember is that she's young (36) and was wearing a see thru shirt with a bra. Might've been a tad chunky, but I was hammered and not sure.

If she is chunky its the perfect time to try out a new plan me and a buddy came up with. Instead of slipping her a roofie like I usually do, I'm going to try and give her an Ozempic shot without her realizing it. Gonna be tricky, but worth it in the long run.

Make sure you feed her plenty of fiber at dinner. A compacted colon makes anal a little tricky.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Make sure you feed her plenty of fiber at dinner. A compacted colon makes anal a little tricky.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

Make sure you feed her plenty of fiber at dinner. A compacted colon makes anal a little tricky.

lol you think I'm buying her dinner on a first date? If she's lucky she'll get an appetizer. The plan is to fill her up with drinks and then fill her up with something else later on.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

lol you think I'm buying her dinner on a first date? If she's lucky she'll get an appetizer. The plan is to fill her up with drinks and then fill her up with something else later on.

That's just rude.

 

[IUBtown]

lol you think I'm buying her dinner on a first date? If she's lucky she'll get an appetizer. The plan is to fill her up with drinks and then fill her up with something else later on.

Well good luck trying to **** a tube of shit.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

Well good luck trying to **** a tube of shit.

I love how your default is to assume anal. Well done sir.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Got a date tonight. Honestly, I'm a little fuzzy on how she looks. Met her drunk at the end opf the night last Friday. All I remember is that she's young (36) and was wearing a see thru shirt with a bra. Might've been a tad chunky, but I was hammered and not sure.

If she is chunky its the perfect time to try out a new plan me and a buddy came up with. Instead of slipping her a roofie like I usually do, I'm going to try and give her an Ozempic shot without her realizing it. Gonna be tricky, but worth it in the long run.

Preview of @WeAreDePaul tonight.

 

[Blueheart32]

The part where he fell off twice makes it legit!!

 

[WeAreDePaul]

The part where he fell off twice makes it legit!!

Also the helmet.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

186.6 lbs today. Down 48 lbs since November. pretty amazed with myself.

As for last night, drunk me is no longer allowed to take the wheel. She was fatter and uglier than I anticipated. Still made out with her a bunch at the end of the night cause I'm a filthy whore.