Had an absolute crazy night Friday. First time in the new era going out and getting shit faced with the boys. Started at tje bar at Perry's Steakhouse. Didn't eat a single thing and just drank (forshadowing for later) From there hit a couple bars in town. And then at the last bar I stepped up and pulled my first one night stand of the new era! Checked that off the list. She was a banshee. While hooking up she was telling me how much she likes anal and also if she gets comfortable with me she'd like to bring another girl into the mix for 3 some. so....might have to see her again
She left at 3 and then things got really crazy. Went to bed and woke up a few hours later. at some point I do remember laying on my bathroom floor spooning the toilet, but I thought I got down there intentionally. But when I woke up I had huge bump on side of head, below that my ear looked like someone massaged it with a cheese grater. And my knee on same side was swollen and I couldn't walk. Clearly I passed out standing and hit the deck in there, but have no recollection of it at all. 2 days later and I can finally walk again.
Crazy 4star A+ night.