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Wood you Wednesday 8/15

Wood you?


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LetsGoDuke301

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You must hold another man's penis in your mouth for 15 seconds. You get all the time you need with her.

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I was about to say no, but it's probably a yes. If she weren't smoking hot and if it were any longer than 15 seconds, it'd be an automatic no.

I don't have a homosexual bone in my body, but 15 seconds of horror in exchange for that? That's a bargain.
 
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John Bobbit? Would that count if it's just a knub?
(Actually, IIRC, Mr. Bobbit got everything fixed and even got his own porno out of it).

In the grand scheme of things, this is a Wood Not for me. I mean, obviously the girl herself is a Wood, but the cost is not worth one dalliance with her. Now, if we are talking about being able to take her any time you want for the rest of your life or if it's just once but you were also to throw in a million dollars on top, then we'll talk.
 
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I was about to say no, but it's probably a yes. If she weren't smoking hot and if it were any longer than 15 seconds, it'd be an automatic no.

I don't have a homosexual bone in my body, but 15 seconds of horror in exchange for that? That's a bargain.
Until you find out "she" has a dick, too. Laughing
 
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Had to think about it for a minute but I just can't do it.


 
Louis CK does a hilarious bit about this.....and how long 30 seconds is.
 
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Only possible way to maybe rationalize this is....... get to plow her as many times , as many ways , and as long as I want. One time isn't worth it.
 
Until you find out "she" has a dick, too. Laughing

That gives me an excuse to inspect the goods beforehand.

Kinda surprised at all the nays. 15 seconds is over before you know it. Then you scrub and rinse Ace Ventura-style for a few minutes before spending the weekend devouring one of the hottest pieces of ass on the planet.
 
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Easy no. Some of you are really desperate or, in the alternative, can't wait to get a penis in your mouth.

Can always count on somebody to pull this tired card. Keep forgetting this board is full of casanovas.

Has nothing to do with desperation. That chick is top 1% in the world for my taste. A body doesn't get any better.
 
The fake boobs I can barely deal with but another mans ding ding in my mouth. Hell Naw!!!
I'll never understand why some men are enamored with fake tits. I've seen very few that look even halfway natural. Most stick straight out like torpedoes because they are way too big to fit in the skin they're in, have zero bounce, and are hard as a rock. What's the fun in that? You can't even motorboat 'em properly.
 
Grotesquely fake tits ride up to their freaking chins.

Looks like a pretty decent job to me. Especially based on that last pic. They look like they still have a solid bounce.

Dated a chick several years ago with a natural pair that looked similar. Still miss those balloons.
 
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I dated a chick with fake tits once and they were cool to look at with clothes on, but they were useless in the sack, hard as rocks and they had nasty scars underneath them. She kept asking me why I always insisted on doggy style and I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because her expensive fake tits kinda grossed me out so I just told her it was because she was ugly.
 
I dated a chick with fake tits once and they were cool to look at with clothes on, but they were useless in the sack, hard as rocks and they had nasty scars underneath them. She kept asking me why I always insisted on doggy style and I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because her expensive fake tits kinda grossed me out so I just told her it was because she was ugly.
Then her surgeon sucked.
 
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