Wood You Wednesday 5/17

[FaithPlusOne]

You get this baddie for an evening. She’s very willing to please.

But she’s a great friend, and will only be willing to take care of your needs if you take care of her friends’ needs. Lights on and sober.

 

[WojoRising]

 

[Random UK Fan]

Absolutely. I’d write the charity half off of my taxes.

 

[bMORE607]

Is she a self proclaimed badddie because she looks like Jabba the Hutt?

 

[JC for 3]

The reward for the work is worth it. Wood.

 

[treyforuk]

You get this baddie for an evening. She’s very willing to please.

But she’s a great friend, and will only be willing to take care of your needs if you take care of her friends’ needs. Lights on and sober.

One of those is a dude.

 

[FaithPlusOne]

One of those is a dude.

Would that change your answer?

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Done, because her friend's "needs" just concern gluttony. I'll take her to a buffet where we'll clean them out and then I'll go home and smash her friend. Win-win.

 

[FaithPlusOne]

Done, because her friend's "needs" just concern gluttony. I'll take her to a buffet where we'll clean them out and then I'll go home and smash her friend. Win-win.

How about you can only do to blondie what you do for her friend? And have done to you what her friend does to you?

 

[Kevin Bryan]

How about you can only do to blondie what you do for her friend? And have done to you what her friend does to you?

Nah, then I'm out. Not worth it. I would have nightmares and would be flaccid for the rest of my life even just seeing that thing naked.

 

[Necessary Roughness]

Fat girls suck D the best. It's science.

 

[hawkit3113]

Gotta take the good with the bad

 

[FaithPlusOne]

Gotta take the good with the bad

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Anyone want to tag team them?

 

[hawkit3113]

Anyone want to tag team them?

In. It might take two of us to slam that sweat hog.

 

[cdbearde]

In. It might take two of us to slam that sweat hog.

 

[hawkit3113]

@lurkeraspect84 gets to go first

 

[cdbearde]

@lurkeraspect84 gets to go first

He's game, I believe in him!!!! 😎

 

[Scotty00]

Hell yes I’m in! The fat chick would prolly fix a meal afterwords even though I prolly wouldn’t be hungry because of all of her gravy I just ate from her pulling my head in deeper!😂

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

One of those is a dude.

So what you're saying is the first pic is "modern men" and the second pic is "modern women"?

 

[Sparty_57]

Hell yes I’m in! The fat chick would prolly fix a meal afterwords even though I prolly wouldn’t be hungry because of all of her gravy I just ate from her pulling my head in deeper!😂

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Ever heard the saying "I'd eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from"?

This reminds me of that.

 

[cdbearde]

Ever heard the saying "I'd eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from"?

This reminds me of that.

I think you are speaking of the second picture of the very VOLUPTUOUS woman. You go for it buddy, I am rooting for you, but not her.
I got it. 👍 👍
🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[WheelerG]

Gotta take the good with the bad

Just another day on the farm for hawkitt

 

[hawkit3113]

Just another day on the farm for hawkitt

You know you would. You would probably volunteer for the big girl first.

 

[WheelerG]

You know you would. You would probably volunteer for the big girl first.

 

[IUfanBorden]

Have done worse for less...


So, yep---I'm in.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Just another day on the farm for hawkitt

That's a 10 in Iowa. Corn-fed girls don't get any more petite than that.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

That's a 10 in Iowa. Corn-fed girls don't get any more petite than that.

I tried to tie "corn cob to wipe/reach her ass b/c she's fat" but couldn't come up with anything.
There's a joke there somewhere.
Maybe @hawkit3113 is the corn cob?

 

[lurkeraspect84]

@lurkeraspect84 gets to go first

If I went first, you'd fall in and use her for warmth.