When you scratch your balls……

[Rod Dangerfield]

……what percentage of the time do you immediately sniff your fingers?

I’m probably an easy 80%.

 

[Demarcus Kidd-Miller]

Thought you were gonna ask if we scratch with one finger or pinch with two fingers. I'm a pinch with two fingers kind of guy.

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

Thought you were gonna ask if we scratch with one finger or pinch with two fingers. I'm a pinch with two fingers kind of guy.

Hell, I’m whole hand.

 

[CB3UK]

0%. I already know what success smells like.

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

0%. I already know what success smells like.

Mark Stoops’ breath?

 

[Necessary Roughness]

Zero. But my wife is close to 90%.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Rookies. The real musk comes from the gooch.

 

[speedfrk]

Thought you were gonna ask if we scratch with one finger or pinch with two fingers. I'm a pinch with two fingers kind of guy.

The pinch and roll is the way to go

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

The pinch and roll is the way to go

Is that similar to the pick & roll when scratching your ass?

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Is that similar to the pick & roll when scratching your ass?

Two completely different offensive strategies.

 

[speedfrk]

Two completely different offensive strategies.

That’s when I go 4 out 1 in.

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

 

[Kevin Bryan]

That’s when I go 4 out 1 in.

The opposite of @lurkeraspect84, who goes 1 out 4 in.

 

[treyforuk]

The opposite of @lurkeraspect84, who goes 1 out 4 in.

You don't realize how important the thumb is until you need it.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

The opposite of @lurkeraspect84, who goes 1 out 4 in.

I was once addicted to the hokey pokey but I've turned myself around.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

……what percentage of the time do you immediately sniff your fingers?

I’m probably an easy 80%.

Giving a hint. I fart before sitting down.

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

One of the best ball scratchings of all time!