When was the last time you got a piece of ass?

[Rod Dangerfield]

I’m at 19 hours ago.

 

[boilerzz]

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

 

[ExitFlagger]

Unless she's giving all her energy to the mailman, that shouldn't be too hard to accomplish. The real question is, when's the last time you got her off?

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

Unless she's giving all her energy to the mailman, that shouldn't be too hard to accomplish. The real question is, when's the last time you got her off?

I bat 1.000, bitch.

 

[ExitFlagger]

I bat 1.000, bitch.

I don't think you'd be celebrating every occurrence like Christmas if that were the case. 😆

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

I don't think you'd be celebrating every occurrence like Christmas if that were the case. 😆

I enjoy waxing some ass.

 

[GhostOf301]

OP hasn't confirmed nor denied that this piece of ass was a man's ass. Probably one of those who think if you're the one pushing the shit in, you're not gay.

 

[englandnu]

My wife gave birth March 31. She had her doctors appointment yesterday and they gave her the greenlight to have sex. Naturally, we got after it right when she got home from the appointment. I think it was about 95° yesterday afternoon and she definitely could’ve used a shower , but…

 

[Random UK Fan]

It’s been about a month. Not too bad under my recent circumstances.

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

It’s been about a month. Not too bad under my recent circumstances.

Walk in a Victoria secret, hold up $300 in your hand. You’ll be slamming ass within 90 minutes.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Walk in a Victoria secret, hold up $300 in your hand. You’ll be slamming ass within 90 minutes.