What is your royal name?

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  1. g8rbass94

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    First, take the first letter of your first name to discover your new identity, listed as male/female/or the pronoun of your choosing:

    A: Alastair/Anne

    B: Benedict/Beatrix

    C: Carlisle/Catherine

    D: Daylen/Daphne

    E: Edward/Eugenie

    F: Frederick/Florence

    G: George/Gwendolyn

    H: Harry/Hermione

    I: Irwin/Imogen

    J: James/Juliette

    K: Kerwin/Kinsey

    L: Langdon/Leighton

    M: Mervyn/Marigold

    N: Nicholas/Nora

    O: Osmond/Ophelia

    P: Philip/Pandora

    Q: Quincy/Qiana

    R: Ridgewell/Rosalyn

    S: Sheffield /Scarlett

    T: Thomas/Tilda

    U: Upton/Ursula

    V: Vincent/Violet

    W: Wadsworth/Willa

    X: Xavier/Xenia

    Y: Yardley/Yasmine

    Z: Zayden/Zara

    Next, take the first letter of your last name to find out your surname:

    A: Arathorn

    B: Bainbridge II

    C: Calhoun

    D: Devonte

    E: Ethelbert

    F: Fairbanks

    G: Grafton

    H: Huxley IV

    I: Iverson

    J: Jennison

    K: Kingston VIII

    L: Lawton

    M: Mansfield

    N: Needingham

    O: Oswald II

    P: Phineas

    Q: Quinsley

    R: Remington III

    S: Sheffield

    T: Thorndike III

    U: Umbridge

    V: Viscounte

    W: Winthrop V

    X: Xonuds

    Y: Yarnell

    Z: Zillowsby IV

    Then, a title! Select the month you were born and voila! you're royal:

    January: Emperor/ Empress

    February: Grand Prince/Grand Princess

    March: Sir/Dame

    April: Duke/Duchess

    May: Baron/Baroness

    June: King/Queen

    July: Grand Duke/Grand Duchess

    August: Archduke/Archduchess

    September: Lord/Lady

    October: High King/High Queen

    November: Prince/Princess

    December: Count/Countess

    And finally, the area your rule or dynasty you belong to. It's decided by the day of the month you were born.

    1: of Albermarle

    2: of Clarence

    3: of Avondale

    4: of St. Andrews

    5: of Connaught

    6: of Strathearn

    7: of Cumberland

    8: of Gloucester

    9: of Edinburgh

    10: of Hereford

    11: of Kendal

    12: of Kent

    13: of Kintyre

    14: of Lorne

    15: of Ross

    16: of Sussex

    17: of Windsor

    18: of York

    19: of Albany

    20: of Bedford

    21: of Norfolk

    22: of Somerset

    23: of Teviotdale

    24 of Cornwall

    25: of Rothesay

    26: of Bridgewater

    27: of Montagu

    28: of Leinster

    29: of Wellington

    30: of Inverness

    31: of Westminster

    Thanks for playing,



    Yours truly,

    Archduke Mervyn Thorndike III of Gloucester
     
  2. texaggie95

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    Hey OP, you should ask for year of birth and SSN to some you are at it.
     
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    I’ll play

    Prince Ridgewell Ethelbert of Somerset
     
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    Lord Carlisle Sheffield of of Albermarle checking in, bow down bi*&$es
     
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    Woah, it came out as my REAL name! How'd you do that?
     
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    Emperor Euripides Spankmonkey of Funkytown
     
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    Whoa, lots of instructions...

    Wouldn't it have been easier to just do something more like this?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Benedict Thorndike III Grand Prince of Cornwall

    Does this mean I'm related to King Arthur?
     
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    Dan Druff of Coiffure
     
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    Watch your Cornwall, bud.....
     
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    Mine would be the name of the single gayest King in history. :(
     
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    Kerwin Devonte High King of Montagu
     
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    Bow to me

    Grand Prince James Calhoun of Somerset
     
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    I'm Sir Asshole of Awesomeness of I****edyourmomville
     
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    Rosalyn???
     
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    Im not giving you my initials with my birthday.
     
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    Emperor Sheffield Mansfield of Westminster


    But Our friends may call Us His Imperial Majesty, as it is less cumbersome.
     
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    Damn Pisces!
     
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    Stannis Baratheon.

    Oh wait, he's dead.
     
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    All I'll say is that with the name I have in this game, i probably assasinated the king.

    Grand Prince James Oswald II of Clarence.
     
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    Grand Duchess Scarlett Mansfield of Bridgewater.
     
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    I know what OP will be doing early Saturday morning.
     
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    Count Daylen Bainbridge II of Kintyre
     
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    And not a real king
     
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    Archduke Kerwin Arathorn of Connaught ......


























    ....... said no one ever.
     
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    I prefer my Life Bryan name Biggus Dickus. My wife Incontinentia Buttocks will be joining us for dinner along with our son Naughtius.
     
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    Sir Edward Fairbanks of Rothesay...I’m assuming I’m poor
     
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    Kerwin Benedict, First of His Name, the Unburnt, King of the Andals and the First Men, Czar of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Father of Dragons
     
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    I've been told I'm a "Royal pain in the ass"... does that count?
     
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    King Sheffield Mansfield of Edinburgh.
     
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    Sir Farts A Lot Royal Prince of Beanpot, Province of Chili.
     
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    It keeps coming up, "Sir Doosh of Bag".
     
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    I already have my breakfast menu set. Champagne poppin mimosas to be served as well!
     
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    Sir DJarrington of Fuxington
     
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    Well, considering both my first and last name are listed, and my middle name is actually a region in Scotland, I'm going to pass on your game and just start calling myself a Royal.
     

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