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West Virgina starting investigation

As a result of the several month investigation we have uncovered that a startling 78% of all West Virginians have had sex with a relative. Also, West Virginia basketball should be included in the tournament which at the time of this report was 7 months ago.
 
As a result of the several month investigation we have uncovered that a startling 78% of all West Virginians have had sex with a relative. Also, West Virginia basketball should be included in the tournament which at the time of this report was 7 months ago.
@lurkeraspect told me he always vacations in WV because it's legal to copulate with farm animals there.
 
Colorado really did a number on the Mountaineers, they were considered a shoe in until we beat them in the big 12 tournament.
 
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