The Sideways Locomotive Thread; Your Level of Patriotism, Hot Takes and Overall General Nonsense

Discussion in 'College Basketball Board' started by Random UK Fan, Jul 3, 2019.

  1. toonces11

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    Iron deficiency anemia as a possible Dx
     
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  2. lurkeraspect84

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    I deleted as I didn't want to bother.

    Should I take supplements? I always hate asking for trade advice on here unless offered, ie buying cars/stocks/etc.
     
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    Did Trump really say states need to buy ventilators, of which the current supply available for sale is zero, as the federal government sits on a stockpile?
     
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    You really don’t want those levels to drop below 30. If it does then you won’t be able to take an epidural the next time you go into labor. I’d hate to see you have to do it naturally.
     
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    This sounds like a guy well informed with pregnancy. Winking
     
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    Getting closer to getting my re-flooring check.
     
  7. lurkeraspect84

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    What's a "re-flooring check"?
     
  8. hailtoyourvictor

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    We want new carpet and new kitchen floor and this stimulus check can help pay for that.
     
  9. lurkeraspect84

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    My first thought was cleansing your medical area and having it "checked". I was way off. I thought reflooring as the initial definition, but didn't know.

    I'm so off base with my thoughts daily.

    Now I'm wondering about does everyone get a reflooring check? I never qualified for checks from the Gov. I pay my own taxes have since I was 18 (never received a income tax check in my live), and never received those stimulus checks.

    I think I'm doing it wrong and I blame my grandpa and uncles. RIP
     
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  10. I am stupid

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    Latest I heard was 1200-1500 per person and 500-1500 per child. As for who gets it that's not set in stone. Some ideas are If you make under $75000 you get all of it. If you make more than that, you lose a scaling amount the more you make.

    Other ideas, everyone gets it, but if you make over $75000 you have to pay so much back. Over $150,000 you pay it all back.

    I
     
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    I wonder if this is just last year or do they take your SSI statements and average them out.
     
  12. IUfanBorden

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    This one you will....
     
  13. lurkeraspect84

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    That's what publisher's clearing house said.

    * was also told I'd get a check from the equifax fallout.....back in Jan.
     
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    Laughing
     
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    Sales game is down. We are down 63% on walk ins this time last week.

    I'm calling ppl and taking cars to them at their house, driving car, agreeing on numbers, driving back to the dealership, having F/I guy print out papers with the little stickys that show ppl where to sign on all the forms and driving back to their house, I have a lot guy (washes cars) follow me over there to give me a ride back.

    *got back in the commuter car and lot guy has it smelling like weed. It's closing time and I dgaf.
     
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    One plan goes by 2018 Return, if you didn't have one then 2019 return or anyone with a tax number(I think). Other plan just pays the $1,500 and they go by 2020 income; so you would pay it back or not when you file taxes next year.
     
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    Your username is deceiving. I can't imagine how many times users tried to use that against you without even knowing.
     
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    4 for 4/5 for 5 is entirely too much food.
     
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    This is going to be an odd question....does anyone know what shoes Larry David is wearing in the last CYE?

    [​IMG]

    Bottoms

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    I hate logging on here and seeing my name as the last post on all the top threads.

    I really wish no one else had nothing to do.
     
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    Has anyone ever woke up, looked at an analog clock, and wondered if it was am or pm?
     
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    Is it worth adjusting our will?
     
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    I'm 27 and still don't have one. I probably should at this point
     
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    Talked to a guy(poster here) for 2hrs last night on the phne, he told me over and over this board would be better w/o me. I kept asking why, and he said I fill it up with nonsense. "you're just a fool". "How so?" I asked and he said I don't take anything serious enough. "you don't think I love UK and college basketball"?

    I'll leave it up to them to out them. He was actually fun to talk too.

    Come on ole dude.

    "how'd youd get my number?" "I save it from long ago". He called me to tell me what a shitty person I am.

    No way, I'm outing the guy but he has a area code of ...nah.He said his peace.
     
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    rhymes with blue heaven hero.
     
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    I also talked to scotty he was pretty cool. I like him.

    By them time I got off the phone it was time to do ironing and start the day/
     
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    Who calls someone just to talk shit?
     
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    Bet you won’t @ them
     
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    @lurkeraspect84 go ahead and tell the board who has the sexiest voice you’ve heard from your calls. I want everyone to be jealous I’m the most attractive poster here
     
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    He could have just did it here.
     
  35. lurkeraspect84

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    Judging by voice, you're big balls definitely give you the most a leg up on attractiveness.
     
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    I won't. I still like them on here.
     
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    Give me hints other than what your last rhyme was. I couldn’t put it together
     
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    I'm not clever enough to make it secret without giving it away.

    [​IMG]
     
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    This board is all in fun.I gave away my number and poof months later I get a call. Scotty was great. I talked to him a couple of hours.Those two f'rs actually caught me sober, more than I can for the rest of you. :confused:

    I gotta hand it to the guy, he articulated his punch right on my chin. It hurt very little.
     
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    I'll start targeting them with little jabs,nothing ferocious like calling...
     

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