The Sideways Locomotive Thread; Your Level of Patriotism, Hot Takes and Overall General Nonsense

Discussion in 'College Basketball Board' started by Random UK Fan, Jul 3, 2019.

  1. lurkeraspect84

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    Been there, done that, those f'n crowds are rowdy af.
     
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    Val Kilmer should’ve won an Oscar for his Doc Holiday role
     
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    What the hell are you doing out here doc, you should be in bed.

    Doc: Wyatt Earp is my friend.

    Hell...I got a lotta friends

    Doc: I don't
     
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    I hate the smell of my hands after rolling coins. Most love the smell of money, this sucks.

    also, not all banks have a coin separator, or wtf ever it's called. I have a years worth of coins and I just did my taxes so I thought it would be a good time to tackle this nonsense. Taxes were more fun.

    lady at the bank looked at me like I had three heads when I showed up with a huge jar of coins. It's a super large pickle jar. probably 1ft tall, at least a foot around.

    If anyone can come within 50 cents, I'll send you a paypal of the entire contents.



    I wouldn't have any change if everywhere accepted AmX.
     
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    I love ppl. About to head downtown, not a huge fan of where I'm going, but everything should be good. I really enjoy ppl from all over.

     
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    Is there anything better than waiting on the wife to get ready?
     
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    Always time for a quick nap.
     
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    Maybe google coin star locations . . . If they still exist.
     
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    I'm not sure what this is or why is loves drugs so much.

    but for real, that jump....

    Tweet!
     
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    fah-q dude.

    Tweet!
     
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    460.60

    Also I use to be the biggest Nappy Roots fan. I never made the connection between you guys being UK fans and them being from Kentucky (Kentucky Mud!)
     
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    Miller Brewery shooter and victims were identified

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    Out of fear of being called "racist", I'm choosing not to respond.
     
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    Did you hear about this?
     
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    All I heard was something about him being disgruntled fired employee, and where it's at.

    My joke above was probably way out of line.
     
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    We’re all getting laid tonight!!!





    (Except Maryland and PSU fans :(. )
     
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    You couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of Benjamin’s. And you posted this in the wrong thread.

























    Phag
     
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    Next time just take it to the coin star machine. It’s worth it to pay the 10% service fee.

    Also, Rage isn’t happening. My wife reacted the exact same way I imagined she would have.
     
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    12181 lurkeraspect84, Mar 1, 2020
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    Buttigieg is out. I imagine Klobuchar is next.

    Clearing the way for a Biden/Clinton ticket.
     
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    oh yeah, keep talking dirty to me.
     
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    That last one!!! RollLaugh
     
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    He would have had to beat Tommy Lee Jones for his role as Deputy U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard in The Fugitive.

    Factoid - Leonardo DiCaprio was nominated for Best Supporting Actor that year for his role in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. I think up until then he was just the homeless kid from Growing Pains.
     
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    I wouldn’t hate it.
     
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    Kilmer became Doc Holiday. That’s one of my favorite movie characters of all time.

    Well Johnny Ringo, you look liked somebody walked on your grave.
     
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    Here's a pic of Dan Forest's wife from 1989. Forest has been serving as the Lieutant Governor since 2013.

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    Here's a pic from 2019:
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    30 years later and she still looks incredibly youthful. Almost looks like he's posing with his daughter.
     
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    Now Klobuchar is dropping out and endorsing Biden. Warren up next?
     
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    Think some payoffs to drop out are in the works?
     
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    Joe Biden is 77.

    Bloomberg and Sanders are 78.

    So much for staying away from angry, old, white men.
     
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    The jokes write themselves with that crew
     
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    Klobuchar is a really attractive candidate for the VP position. If Biden becomes the nominee I am guessing he picks a woman and not an older white man. She would be perfect, IMO.
     
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    Lol love it. You know the thing. Google it, people.
     
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    Last summer I doubted @bMORE607 when he was talking about how Biden messes up way more than he should. I just wrote those off as a law of averages kinda thing where you're bound to mess up when you speak publicly as much as he is doing.

    I was WAY off. lol
     
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    So went out and bought a new vehicle today. Well at least new for me. Any truck posters around here?
     
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    I drive a Prius that runs on my recycled farts. How dare you!
     
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    What did you get. ?
     
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    2016 F150 SuperCrew. It’s pretty sweet. Always been a truck guy but was driving around in an Altima for the past year and a half. This thing is so sweet. All black inside and out
     
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