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The ink is Dry!!! Bama vs UCF.

Bama AD wanted to have a parade for beating our women’s basketball team. So there is that.

#UCFacts

SmokinSmile

WAIT, so what you're telling me is that there are women's sports other than Softball, Volleyball and Gymnastics?

That's a pretty wild story, brother. I'm not sure I'm buying it...
 
BJ was Florida Class 8A Player of the Year (the highest and best in the State) - and finished 2nd in Florida Dairy Farmers Mr. Basketball Award. Joel played in the lowly 4A divison which inflated his stats.

#UCFacts

SmokinSmile
So who won Mr Basketball that year? I’ll wait for your answer.
 
Nope. I don't want the UCF fans here. Already terrible.

UCF sucks at basketball.
Bama would skull drag UCF in the only sport that either of those schools care about, and beat them in 90% of other sports.
Joel Berry would skull drag any player on the UCF roster.
Tacko Fall is not a very good player.
UCF is a school that claims national championships that they did not earn (even after the creation of a championship game, and then a playoff, which they also did not make).
I hate Alabama. I'm sad that I've even had to say these things.
 
Nope. I don't want the UCF fans here. Already terrible.

UCF sucks at basketball.
Bama would skull drag UCF in the only sport that either of those schools care about, and beat them in 90% of other sports.
Joel Berry would skull drag any player on the UCF roster.
Tacko Fall is not a very good player.
UCF is a school that claims national championships that they did not earn (even after the creation of a championship game, and then a playoff, which they also did not make).
I hate Alabama. I'm sad that I've even had to say these things.

What sports do you care about? UCF beat Bama in basketball and in football the last time we played. Clearly, you need to learn the UCFacts.

UCF owns Bama.

#UCFacts

SmokinSmile
 
What sports do you care about? UCF beat Bama in basketball and in football the last time we played. Clearly, you need to learn the UCFacts.

UCF owns Bama.

#UCFacts

SmokinSmile
Why did you lie about Taylor beating Joel Berry for Florida”s POY? Are you dodging me?
 
What sports do you care about? UCF beat Bama in basketball and in football the last time we played. Clearly, you need to learn the UCFacts.

UCF owns Bama.

#UCFacts

SmokinSmile

Lol, Alabama is garbage in basketball, and so is UCF.

Historically, UCF is garbage in football too. Winsipedia is actually giving me some great #UCFacts right now.

0 national titles
53% total win percentage
0 weeks spent at #1 in the AP polls
9 bowl games total
3-18 against the ACC
3-17 against the SEC
3-11 against the B1G
1-5 against the Big XII
0-2 against the PAC-12

And then in basketball, UCF has a career win percentage of 55% and has made the tournament 4 times.

Like I said, UCF is historically pretty garbage. In everything, really.
 
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