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Discussion in 'College Football Soundoff' started by Lvste.Nole, Oct 9, 2018.
It was over pretty quick.
Get your prostate checked, fellas.
From 1-10 how big was the smile on your face?
Is there a way to make it not be so quick?
Did he have both of his hands on your shoulders?
Both hand were on your shoulders. Not sure it was his finger.
When you asked him where to put your clothes, was his response, "Over there beside mine."?
I see a few of us have the same proctologist.
Ha. No, but he keep saying "Mr. Lvste I need you bend over a little more..on your elbows".
. I wasnt having it. But eventually I relented.
Ugh us men aren’t even safe at the doctors...
Brings a new meaning to the phrase elbows and assholes.
No pump chump
Doc must moonlight as an ACC official.
Just lean back into it.
It’s Dr. Christian Wilkins to you...
Ha. I forgot his name until I googled him.
Had mine check a couple months ago and later that night sat at same table with my Doc for a school function as our kids are in the same grade. Seemed a bit odd however to know that very day one of the two women at the table was two knuckles deep in my ass earlier in the day and that woman was not my wife.
The only time that I had a finger in my ass was one of the worst days of my life. I would rather die of ass cancer than have to go through it again.
You got any pics of the Doc? Asking for Bawlz.
LOL had it done a couple of weeks ago. Had a UTI from meds I was taking for pain.
The doc was a partner of my friend who was out of town at that time. After it was over he told me look on the good side my fingers are a lot smaller than your friend's.
For some reason I did not get a lot of solace from that.
Probably but she is nothing to fantasize about.
Well, if he is ever up for Surgeon General, we expect to see you on the news.
Rules, opie. Friggin anarchy around here.
Did she eat a buiscuit with her gun hand?
Of my anus?
I mean the joke was funny in my head but now you ruined it
My doctor said they pretty much don't recommend the finger any more unless you have other symptoms. I didn't ask questions.
I would have to make a crack about the situation.
Why do some doctors still do that? Every year I get a sonogram done on my prostate and do a blood test that will detect prostate cancer far before any symptoms are present, my urologist says he hardly puts his finger up a butt any longer.
So he gave @Lvste.Nole the business?
Doc got his Cherry.
Did you leave a lot of doodie on the glove?
You shouldn't abuse medical procedures for your pleasure...
Didn't peg you as a coprophiliac. To each his own, I suppose.
You know I did think it was strange when he said "everything seems fine. If you'd like a second opinion I could stick another finger in".