So I just ate 3/4 of a pound of cheese....

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  1. Rod Dangerfield

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    What should I expect?
     
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    A stretched and bloody anus ...
     
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    Make sure your phone is charged every time you go to the bathroom for the next 72 hours.

    You will need it.
     
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    I think that was the objective.
     
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    couldn't finish
    the whole pound??

    weak -
     
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    Is there anybody on this board besides me who is in shape? Everyday its cheese,burgers,ribs,bacon,pork rinds,and cheetos on here?

    Can some of you post your cholesterol scores and blood pressure readings.

    Gotta get in shape fellas......eat healthy and FEEL healthy.

    #shreddedAF
     
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    Is this not a normal day?
     
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    Get multiple bottles of magnesium citrate before you're no longer able to move. I'm talking a case. You'll look stupid at CVS, but you'll thank me.
     
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    At 52 yrs old, I'll race you in the 60 yd dash tomorrow morning.
     
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    Huge urge to fart.
     
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    I think opie is fine until Tuesday, but then it'll be like a brick through a garden hose.
     
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    Bet!!!!!
     
  18. NotreDomer1

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    Cholesterol = 136
    Blood Pressure = 108/80
     
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    DAmn that BP is low. I go into the 120's & get dizzy & disoriented.
     
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    Are you crazy!! I'm 52 yrs old!! :D

    [​IMG]
     
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    BP is great. Cholesterol level is deceiving. I only have a 24 HDL count. Low average should be no lower than 40. It’s a genetic thing. They always send my blood samples in for analysis because they don’t believe it could possibly be that low.
     
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    Idiot doc intentionally forced mine into the 120's. Then when they had to pick me up off the ground a few times, decided I didn't operate well at that level & dropped the meds doing it. Well, duh, tried to tell you.
     
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    wood
     
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    Do you know a good plumber?
     
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    Every body is different.
     
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    Lol. Can you tell that to my wife.
     
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    Tried to tell him that but you know docs.....even my GP hasn't tried to much change my BP. But he's Mr. KnowItAll cardiologist.
     
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    Laughing


    Im sure.....can you post a pic of yourself. Not saying I dont believe you but its Rivals...you know how it is here. Not the healthiest crowd.
     
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    119 over 59 last time I went to docs. Don’t know my cholesterol. I do work out 1.5 hours a day. I watch my diet during the week.
     
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    Do you have a low pulse rate? That seems to be a factor too the doctors dont seem to monitor much.
     
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    Not posting pics on a message board, but I’ve stayed in shape since my USMC days. I also have two kids in soccer that I play with all the time.
     
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    59? Damn
     
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    Its cool, I guess I'll take your word for it. Are you in better shape than me?

    I dont mind showing myself on here.Winking
     
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    You talking about BP or pulse? My pulse rate is a bit higher than most. Always been so.

    When they forced me into the 120's, my heart started racing, I got dizzy & nauseated. Repeatedly.

    Let me get back up in the 130's, not a problem.
     
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    I’ve got great endurance but I’ve never been an overly muscular guy. Not skinny, but not jacked either.
     
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    A cheese log.
     
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    I love your personality here but the next time you post a pic of your real self will be the first time. Others have posted pics they believe to be you but I don’t think you ever have; if I’m wrong prove it.
    Also, lots of folks I know don’t focus on being chiseled into their late 40’s when they’re netting $68k per month. Just sayin’...
     
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    Mirillax, OP. That cheese may need a softening agent to make it out
     
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    I’m 58. Cholesterol is 163. BP is 118/82. My mom died from complications from diabetes at 56 and my dad had 3 strokes before he died.

    So yeah, I take care of myself. My parents died miserable deaths. I ain’t going out like they did.
     
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    Mine looks like a Wizard's sleeve...
    [​IMG]
     
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