So I am banging this girl and its her birthday

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  1. sammyk

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    tomorrow . All she said is that she hopes her boyfriend does not find out
     
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    Throw him in the mix too. What the hell.
     
  4. LetsAllWhine

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    I heard you're the side piece and the Dude you lost out to, is working 3rd's at 7-11. Sad all the way around.
     
  5. OSUstate

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    You both sound like fine upstanding citizens.
     
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    Your mom's boyfriend don't care.
     
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    That's the name
     
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    It's crazy her boyfriend doesn't know it's her birthday.
     
  9. gobucks0409

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    I recommend taking her to a nice bar, and banging her in the bathroom.
     
  10. 7-11employee

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    hmmmmm, nah can't be
     
  11. 7-11employee

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    Just received a text from her that she will be busy all day at work and she can't see me...What an awesome girl, such a hard worker.
     
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    Good call. You are going to want to drain the swamp before heading in.
     
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    Probably a tranny
     
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    This thread had me worried for a bit, so relieved..
     
  15. jackrabbit slim

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    PreOP
     
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    Hopefully the girl your banging is not your wife. That would be so cuckfusing
     
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  17. Big 8 Rules

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    What Simpsons character does she most look like?
     
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    Just asking for a friend, you don't happen to go by the nickname ""White Bread" by any chance??
     
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    Did she elude to the fact that her BF want to spend @ $40 on her because he has a car payment due? And wants to PIIHB too?
     
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    Dreams are fun
     
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    If that is all she says you must be giving her the best eight seconds of your life!
     
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    Where are the damn pics?
     
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    Someone's getting it put in their butt.
     
  24. KerryRhodes

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    Thread of the year nominee.

    I am literally rollin' !!!!
     
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    If you haven't meet the dude face to face, introduced yourself and shook his hand then im not impressed. And before you ask, yes I have. Was hooking up with a married chick when I was younger. She introduced me to her husband in Lowes. Shook his hand and talked for about 5 min before we parted ways. I had just hooked up with her about 8 hours earlier. I was a cold blooded MFer back in the day.
     
  26. KerryRhodes

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    This is literally from cheaters. RollLaugh

    Just needed to throw in the part where she says 'love you' RollLaugh



    Im telling you guys, this thread is gold.
    Gold i tell ya RollLaugh
     
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    Actually, sounds about right.
     
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    It took this many posts before somebody noticed this?

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  29. KerryRhodes

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    Cant believe you fell for that. Her boyfriend set you up. Her birthday was the night before and that was frosting on her. Better luck next time
     
  31. KerryRhodes

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    Bump
     
  32. SHillTIger

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    Hard to tell who's the cuck in this love triangle. o_O
     
  33. EATAFAT1

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    Can anybody tell me if penis?
     
  34. lurkeraspect84

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    Sure buddy.
     
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    Make her birthday memorable.
     
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    Excellent means of getting yourself shot and killed someday.
     
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    Doesn't matter, had sex
     
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    Depends on age.

    In college back in 1979, my roommate told me a great meal and a good bowel movement was better than sex. I told him "I don't know who you're sleeping with, but find another girl."

    Now I am 60 years old. In another 5 to 10 years I will assuredly be agreeing with him.
     
  39. KerryRhodes

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  40. KerryRhodes

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    This is like crack.

    Cant let this thread go !

    TOTY !!!
     

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