Russian Women’s Slapping Contest

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  1. KnightNasty

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    ...this is WAY better than the men’s contest, lol.

    Russian women’s fitness models compete in a booty slapping contest.




    Men’s version...



    One of the contestants...

     
  2. MelbBamaFan

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    Vodka and ass slapping. Well, what else is there to do in Russia?
     
  3. kybuckeye2

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    With chicks like that, I could come up with a few things.
     
  4. MelbBamaFan

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    With girls like that I think you’re just as likely to wake up and find yourself securely tethered to some immovable object in the middle of nowhere. And then the Russian banjo music starts...
     
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    This is incredible.
     
  6. kybuckeye2

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    I've seen all the James Bond movies. There's always a way out.
     
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    The Russians really have their act together. We're falling behind.
     
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    Pin this thread...
     
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    ...and just like that, I have an all time favorite new thread. Didn't see it coming.
     
  10. ksuJFreeman

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    This has so much potential, have the ladies wear thongs and you won't have any problem getting men to watch.
     
  11. fleckabelly

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    That dude’s hand is the size of a cinder block. He’s going to kill someone. Of course, it’s Russia and that’s most likely applauded.
     
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  12. MelbBamaFan

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    “Mr. President, the Russians have created an ass-slapping gap and it will take years to catch up...”
     
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    Finally. A women's sport I'd be thrilled to watch every single time.....provided the participants are up to these standards of course.
     
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    It’s like the space race. We need to catch up quickly
     
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    Japanese: hold my beer!
     
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    Our youngsters just weren't reared to engage in such ass-backward sporting events.
     
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    I went out with a Russian recently. No ass slapping was involved. Yet worse, she refused to talk about geopolitical issues. Boring.

    #UCFacts

    SmokinSmile
     
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    You go on a date and you are trying to discuss geopolitical stuff? Wow.. idiot.
     
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    Not even the conflict in Chechnya?
     
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    Was it the USF grad? Would she at least talk War on I-4?
     
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    I think we just found a new American sport.
     
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    Think it would qualify for Title IX???
     
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    Enjoy it now because soon enough they’ll turn into babushka’s.
    [​IMG]
     
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    You didn’t order correctly off the internet
     
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    I think we have a winner. Not enough jiggle with the Russian broads.
     
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    We need to Americanize the sport by adding a wet tee shirt portion of the competition.
     
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    What else do you need? That's enough for me!
     
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    You and I can be referees!
     
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