Russian poker hottie electrocutes herself

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  1. futuremodal

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    The Palouse. An awful place. Stay away.
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    Such a shame. RIP.
     
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    I swear ... Russians just need to stay the hell away from water.

    From toasters to grenades ... it never ends well.
     
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    Come on, OP, this is Russia we're talking about. Do you really think that's how she went. I guarantee there was Kremlin business involved.
     
  5. futuremodal

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    Well, it's not as obvious as that Russian guy who "accidentally" slit his own throat while shaving, but then again it is a woman we're talking about ....
     
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    Robert McCall made a return visit to Russia.

    [​IMG]
     
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    So she was not in the tub , and got electrocuted by a phone charger..,....right.......:eek:
     
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    I would have played poker with her.

    I'll show myself out.
     
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    Она никогда не будет главой крупной корпорации.
     
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    Water colluded with her phone charger...
     
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    Any naked pics?
     
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    Its still a teaching moment, I just read the crux of the story to my kids and although they are teens and you would assume they know better it never hurts to reaffirm not to put a phone and plugged in charger or anything plugged in near the bath or shower.
     
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    Can a phone charger electrocute? Aren’t they 2amps?
     
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    But now you’ll have to deal with Texas Hold’em ;)
     
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    How about when sitting on the toilet?


    Asking for a friend.
     
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    I guess it's out of the question to assume you wash your hands after.
     
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    I wear gloves at work. No need to wash.
     
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    What if one of the fingers of the glove is in your nostril at any point?
     
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    Then I consider that a bonus for my patients. Flavor additives.
     
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    2 amps at 5 volts, is 10 Watts.
    That wont kill anything.
     
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    Fun fact. Ultra-pure water is not a conductor of electricity.
     
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    I dunno. If the AC side was involved, even 500 mA can make you piss your pants good.
     
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    Eastern European women are by far the hottest on earth.
     
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    The Palouse. An awful place. Stay away.
    Those pics are from the article, and I'm sure the Toronto Sun doesn't want anything deemed "sexist".

    Also, poker players in general leave a lot to be desired, so by comparison this Russian gal was at least a poker 8.5.

    I for one would not have kicked her out of bed for colluding with my erections .....

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    She has a nice rack. But thats about it. A nice rack doesnt raise a status that much.
    She is cute. But thats about as far as it gets.
    Cover up her from the neck down on that pic with the red dress on. Careful, you might throw up a little.
     
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    You mean like autopsy photos?
     
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    She's drawing dead.
     
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    Laughing

    Thanks.... A lot of less than wonderful going here on and a laugh is much needed... Especially when the laugh comes in the form of undeniable reality...
     
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    Admittedly that is possible.... BUT after watching a LOT of Russian dash cam videos on Youtube I kinda figure the Buckeye is right in this one.... Laughing
     
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    Wood. Maybe even after her demise. Hell all youd need to do is toss the toaster in there to warm her up.
     
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    Is that dynamite fishing gone bad?
     
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    Cell phone killed her ? Thats Shocking!!!
     
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    Stick a fork in it.

    On second thought...
     
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    Still wanna see her tits.
     

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