Rebel with a lot of flaws. Wood u for $500

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  1. BawlzDeep

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    I might let her lick.....my Cheeto fingers.
     
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    Hey!......Naw!!
     
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    This. $500 ain’t nearly enough. Need more zeroes
     
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    $500?
    $500?
    $500?

    Nah. She can find better than me and I am okay with that.
     
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    Would have to add 4 zeros to that.
     
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    $500.00?
     
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    She is actually a very funny woman. I would hit, but hey, I'm a whore.
     
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    Rednecks would do it for a tank of gas and a tin of Cope.
     
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    That figure has "oral skills" written all over it ....
     
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    I should’ve been more specific
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Give me the cash up front for liquor and I'm in.

    Okay I just took the cash and left.
     
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    She's rich sooooo...
     
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    So get her blasted and raid the purse
     
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    $1.50 per pound? Make it $3.75 per pound and I'll bring the flour
     
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    Yup. She'd suck you cross-eyed
     
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    Only a fool would put his junk in that mouth. She'd bite it off like a gator
     
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    Without question.
     
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    Just wondering...why would I have to pay the $500?
     
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    Medical deductible for the hospital stay.
     
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    Doubtful. She’s rich and famous. Those days are done for her
     
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    Being rich and famous doesn't prevent people from wanting to suck a ween ... ask Kevin Spacey.
     
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    Lol. Those might be slightly different situations
     
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    This is why I go for poor unfamous types.
     
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    Not even with your penis and I haven't had sex for a couple of years.
    Always been a little picky that way.
     
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    Lot of flaws should have read one giant flaw imo...
     
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    Are you saying she'd be Queen of the Trailer Park?
     
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    In all honesty ... she seems like a pretty fun woman. Which usually means one of two things.

    She is either a pretty cool chick who is easy to hang with - or - she's batshit crazy.
     
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    only if it is a double wide
     
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    Two double wides.... side by each....
     
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    Is that the chick who smothered and killed the skinny dude?
     
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    If I wasn't married, I'd do it for free, but I'm a chubby chaser.
     
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    Sometimes that can be the same person
     
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    No way. That's too big. Dont get me wrong, I've had my share of biggies but not THAT BIG.
     

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