One Weird Thing About You

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  1. KYtotheCore

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    For me, I can't sit in a seat someone else just got up from. Their body heat gives me the heebee jeebies. It makes my skin crawl. I always have to let it cool. Drives my barber nuts.

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    Guess
     
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    I have to keep my toenails painted. I can't stand to go out of the house with unpainted toenails. I may as well go out in sweatpants. Nope. Laughing
     
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    I self-identify with my biological sex and am attracted to the opposite sex.
     
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    Rivals poster gets rich with this one weird trick. Doctors hate him!!!!
     
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    If your elbow touches mine
    while I’m peeing in a trough,
    I’ll kick your azz! Winking


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  8. KYtotheCore

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    What about wee wees?

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    Weird. Between which two does your dick hang?
     
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    I was figurin' he's a dog or a cat.
     
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    I can't narrow it down.....
     
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    I can make farting noises on 6 places on my body.
     
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    I refuse to drink directly out of a glass at a restaurant, must have a straw. I will not sit with my back exposed in a restaurant either.
     
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    You on the lamb?
     
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    Not on the lamb but don't want to be a sheep lead to the slaughter either.

    Always make eye contact, then check waistline, and then ankle area.
     
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    Forehead, mouth, elbow, hands, knee, and buttocks of course.
     
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    I won't drink milk out of a plastic cup/glass :eek:
     
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    Combat ready..... I am an eyes and butt man myself....
     
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    Laughing Not sure if I should ask, but,
    which 6 places?


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    You aren't right :)
     
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    See a few posts above. SmokinSmile
     
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    When I reach the point of hating someone, I imagine them being murdered and it makes me smile.
     
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    Now you got me unable to narrow down which reply I use here.
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    Funny, when I begin to love someone I imagine having sweet sex with them and all they can do is grimace.
     
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    Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. ....
     
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    That's completely normal to me, I do it every day everywhere. It's natural as breathing to me.

    You need to check under arm pit (shoulder holster) small of back. If jacket is hanging lower on one side, heavy object in pocket. If when going up or down step, curb person grabs waist line. Many many other cues. Like two or more enter building together then split and go to other entrances/exits-ingress/egress points. Or points of room domination.
     
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    My two best impressions are Jimmy Stewart and Elroy from the Jetsons.

    I eat, brush my teeth, drive, comb my hair with left hand only, but
    write, draw, shoot bb, dribble a bb, and throw fb and bb with my right hand only.

    With a witness, I have made 52 free throws in a row. Without a witness - 104.

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    It is commonplace to me as well. However most would think we are odd.
     
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    I have a lot of fake passports and counterfeit money.
     
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    me either!
     
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    I have a birthmark shaped like the state of Georgia on my right buttcheek.
     
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    regarding my high school graduation photo: it was taken just days after I was stung by a bumblebee under the right eye, so my face was badly swollen, and, at 17 years old, I had to comb my hair carefully, because my hair was already thinning. Ironically, it's still probably the best photo ever taken of me.
     
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    I won't sit with my back to an exit. I must be able to see who's coming in and leaving.
     
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    The Bill Hickok rule.

    Edit: What do you do, when there are multiple exits, spread out, so you can face only one at a time?
     

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