Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Usually some of these threads remind me I have to poop.
I poop too early to care about this board. I just am trying to stay awake and not fall back asleep on the toilet at 5am. So I can get back to bed for another hour or so.
The real question is how do you wipe. Sitting or standing. @npreston
We've been over this, Bull. You stand up, turn around, pick one leg up and wipe from back to front while listening to Taylor Swift.Lean forward, slight lift, front to back.
Yea man like clockwork. 5-515 poop and get back into bed for an hour. Morning poops are always the best and most solid. Takes maybe 5 min tops.Jesus, thats early.
Wait, and you poop, and then get back into bed?
I love early morning poops. Doesn't take long and only need to ghost wipe once.Yea man like clockwork. 5-515 poop and get back into bed for an hour. Morning poops are always the best and most solid. Takes maybe 5 min tops.
See I single handily keep quality TP companies in business. Between dumps and blowing my nose.I love early morning poops. Doesn't take long and only need to ghost wipe once.
See I single handily keep quality TP companies in business. Between dumps and blowing my nose.
Itchy ass is the worst mang!
I was really expecting that movie to suck. Was better than expected.To think that guy trained velociraptors like dogs.
The real question is how do you wipe. Sitting or standing. @npreston
Use this one next time.
Ok, ok. You win. I suck. Everyone knows this.Use this one next time.
That's not true. But I also like this one.Ok, ok. You win. I suck. Everyone knows this.