When Uncle Kofi put your name at the top of his list
And the entire B1G started shakin' her fist
And Underwood will fly man, it's gonna be hell
When you hear the Illini
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of Illini orange and blue
Oscar Tshiebwe called me today and asked me why you have abandon him and UK. I just told him that you seemed like a great guy but you may have a personality disorder, but we are supposed to love everybody, and he agreed immediately, he's a wonderful person that Oscar. So he still loves you dude.