Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise

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  1. tooslick4ya

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    o_O Who wins?
     
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    Tom Cruise
     
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    Midget boxing...I'm in.
     
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    Tom would bitch slap his baby ass back to his mommas nipple.
     
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    Pay per view genius.....who wouldn’t pay to see Bieber beaten...
     
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    I would love to see this.

    I'd gotta go with Mission Impossible Lord Zenu worshipper. Old man strength.

    But it'd be hilarious if Bieber won.

    Didn't someone slap that kid in the face?
     
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    Cruise would destroy him.
     
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    I feel like I'm missing some context like whatever brought this on.
     
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    Doesn't tom do a lot of his own stunts in movies? That means he has also had quite a bit of fight training. It'd be a beatdown.
     
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    I'd like to see him challenge LS
     
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    I have no clue who would win, but it sure would be fun to watch either of them get dey ass beat. I guess I’d be rooting for Cruise, but mostly, I’d be rooting for a completely one sided embarrassment either way. In reality though, they would probably both train very hard and as much as we all think of Bieber as a huge twat, he’s not a kid anymore, and has the means to hire trainers who could make him a good fighter. I don’t think it would end up being as comical as we’d all hope.
     
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    Yeah, I’m curious too. Maybe I need to start watching TMZ.
     
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    Forget the cage fight. Have it in a back alley in Chicago. Tie their hands wrists together and give them a knife.

     
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    I’d like to see Gina Carano beat Bieber’s ass.
     
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    I don’t know who that is, but I’d like to see just about anyone beat Bieber’s ass. Preferably some handicapped kid, just to make it more embarrassing.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Carano began her training with straight Muay Thai to competitive MMA, where she competed in Strikeforce and EliteXC. Not as defined as she was in her fighting days because she's doing movies now.
     
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    Thing is, she's legit. That would be real nasty.
     
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    Things like this is why I miss that stupid show celebrity deathmatch.
     
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    As a frequent TMZ visitor, it is unlikely they will have anything about major celebrities like Cruise and Bieber.
     
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    I’ve never ****ed a chick who could kick my ass, but I’d give it a try.
     
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    Tom would beat him unconscious
     
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    Just to make sure they are both there to win the loser has wrestle at a WWE against Rosie O'Donnel and the loser has to sleep with Roseann Barr.
     
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    Ya, Cruise does his own stunts. While filming the last Mission Impossible he snapped his ankle and kept on chugging to finish the scene. He also trained to where he could hold his breath for six minutes to do a long underwater scene. Hard to say the extent movie-fight training would help but the guy moves well plus he's both physically and mentally tough. Bieber has youth on his side but I think he folds like a GAP employee if things get hairy.
     
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    Tom Cruise would destroy Bieber. Old Man strength is real.

    And who wouldn't pay $20 to watch Biebs get his teeth kicked in?
     
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    He was so great in the role. That movie made me laugh so hard.
     
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    Bieber used to hang out with Mayweather a lot and would probably get him as his trainer. I'm going with JB.
     
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    Tom is 56 yrs old. The Beebs is 25. The Beebs will wreck Tom and here’s why. For the Beebs to call him out - he had to be training. Since he has the resources and the time....... he probably has been training with some MMA / boxing trainers (probably mayweather’s guys for boxing). The endurance factor will play a huge part. Not saying Tom is out of shape...... but he’s not 25.
     
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    Bieber should try fighting addiction first
     
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    I would almost guarantee you Bieber has never been hit in the face with intent. He is a millionaire baby who hasn't worked a day in his life. Cruise is in the same boat for the most part, but he is older and has trained for most of his life. Sure he is 56, but I know a lot of 50 year olds that would knock your head off.

    $10 Beiber would curl up and piss himself when he gets hit square in the nose.
     
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    I think this is old man wishing. I don’t like the Beebs nor Cruise. I think they are both wack jobs. But you have to be realistic - they are both in good shape for their age. Sure Tom might have him by 20 lbs but age and endurance will play a huge factor in an MMA match.

    If it’s a bar fight I would probably take Tom. If they are going three - 5 min rounds then I’m going with Beebs. Again he has the time and means to personally hire the best trainers in each discipline. Even if they think it’s a joke - they would train him.

    Tom has the means also but I don’t think he would take it as serious. Lol the kid has been called a giant pussy his whole life and this is the one chance he can change that.
     
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    Endurance is all he would have. I suppose I could be shocked. But I wouldn't bet on it. I wouldn't bet on a 3 round slugfest either.
     
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    I think Tom of 10-15 years ago would beat that ass. Tom is closing in on 60. Typically there’s a HUGE difference between 60 and 25 in everything - strength, speed, endurance and power.
     
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    Cruise would kill him and he's gotta be getting close to 60.
     
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