It just occurred to me, I had a prostitute on my lunchbox in 1st grade...

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  1. Fishin-4-a-Livin

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    Technically she was a madam, but close enough.

    What kind of crap is that for a 7 year old?


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    Niceeeeeeeeeee..... made that roast beef sandwich all the more inviting I bet...
     
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    You never fail to deliver. Bravo.
     
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    I had semi-incestual, CSA sympathizing, unlicensed trashcan alcohol dealers on mine:
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    Aren't Madams typically just former prostitutes no one wants anymore?

    Never watched gunsmoke.
     
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    she was so hot in the early black&white episodes

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    30 minutes or less too....
     
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    Y'all were all high and mighty, I must have looked like a drunk with my brown paper bag.
     
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    Are you the guy that huffed silver paint from your brown bag and looked like you blew RoboCop?
     
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    I'm visiting my folks this weekend.

    It's like a 24 hour Gunsmoke marathon around here.
     
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    [​IMG] I actually still have this, though, it contains bullets now.....
     
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    I had the same one
     
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    With extra mayo.
     
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    You should be in marketing if you aren't already.
     
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    Excellent....
     
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    Also had that, along with just about everything else from that show, including the Big Wheel. CB radio and power slide rear brake? Oh hell yea.
     
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    how did you get
    my childhood picture
    so fast??
     
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    Now that is awesome right there......
     
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    Not on topic, but that blast door is to a decommissioned Minuteman II LCF ( Launch Control Facility). It's located in South Dakota, and operated by the National Park Service. I took a tour of it and it is awesome!
     
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    Nah, she was just an old barfly, not a prostitute. Hell, Matt Dillion didn't even do her :D
     
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    My bunkmate was a horizontally launched Tomahawk for 3 months on my first deployment.... Laughing
     
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    But she had whores working for her.

    Smart gal.

    What was my mom thinking buying me that crap?
     
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    Here's a link to the NPS website that gives the details. It's awesome for sure. The building that houses it looks like a typical farmhouse on the prairie
    https://www.nps.gov/mimi/planyourvisit/hours.htm
     
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    She was trying to get you a date.....
     
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    Laughing
    You're on a roll today! LOL!
     
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    Yeah, she might have been a Madam on the side. Your poor mom just didn't know
     
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    I actually recognize a couple of pieces of gear in that room..... goes to show how much tech lasts in comms these days...
     
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    That dude's on a roll every day.


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    Just wait until I get to my Danish phase.... Oh Lort!
     
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    What was the biggest thing you jumped on that big wheel?
     
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    As a kid I always wanted a fancy lunch box.

    But it was this
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    Or this

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