I'm giving serious thought to becoming a troll...

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  1. Toadman005Alabama

    Toadman005Alabama Well-Known Member
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    so, I've been here for years, mostly lurking and not posting much, and no one has ever really paid any attention to me, and I finally realized, to get attention, you have to troll. The trolls are probably the most popular posters here and seem to have the most fun, and I've never seen one banned before so, it seems to be a low risk decision. I'd like to think I'd be pretty good at it.

    So, at this point I'm just trying to decide which fanbase to go after and what topics to bring up, with hopes of angering. I really think now is a good time, as topics during the football season are boring and stupid.
     
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    Auburn cheats
     
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    I hear Auburn cheats, you could start with them.

    Laughing
     
  4. Toadman005Alabama

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    That's not a troll that's just a statement of fact.
     
  5. Toadman005Alabama

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    Oh, they absolutely cheat, and this board has way, way too many of their trash fanbase here.
     
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    I don't know, you seem to nice a guy to be a troll. I can say that because you didn't just do it you posted saying what you were thinking about doing.

    IF you do ever do that I would suggest trolling people on certain fan boards and not the teams.

    I can think of several posters who I would like to troll but they seem to do a good job of revealing their stupidity on their own without my help. :)
     
  7. H8FULLGR8

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    It’s a fine line, read some of @Blackleaf40 posts if you want to know how not to troll. Just a disgusting individual, even for Iowa fan standards, which start pretty low.
     
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    **** you.

    I'm savage.
     
  9. Toadman005Alabama

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    Haha, nice try. Iowa doesn't have fans. Don't try and trick me.
     
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    I’d say you have this whole message board thing down pretty well, carry on.
     
  11. Toadman005Alabama

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    I told you, I've lurked here for years, just never really have posted much.
     
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    please, please take on UCFakes Championship.. you could get them plus all the other Bama hating crowd ;)
     
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    Things have been much slower since we lost @osceola63.

    Grab you spear and hop on your Appaloosa, we have gator tail to fry!
     
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    Honestly, those small timers aren't worth my time and effort.
     
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    How does one become what they already are? SmokinSmile
     
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    We know you don't mean that....
     
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    Beg your pardon?

    Sorry, I don't know you, so, can you elaborate? Because so far you're just proving the stereotype that all Gamecock fans are ****ing dumpster diving trash and human garbage ****ing true. I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt though, shithead.
     
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    I bet you listen to country music.
     
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    I'm sorry but, can you learn to use the quote function properly? I don't like interacting with stupid people. Thanks in advance. Dumbass.
     
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    God, I hate white people.
     
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    Could always use some help flinging feces at Louisville and Tennessee.
     
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    My Alabama will destroy both this season.
     
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    You are a shrinking violet.
     
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    I hate your avatar.
     
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    Good.
     
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    Start trolling? Didn't you just cause an innocent liberal to leave Rivals for good?
     
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    The best troll was the crying-baby-at-the-Outback thread by VT Smitty. He almost sank his boat he caught so many fish.

    That’s true talent.
     
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    Is that cat wearing Nod's hat?
     
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    You have over 105,000 posts. What does posting a lot look like?
    Go after the bammers kinda like Cav gives the Gators fits. Start by attack Hurts.
     
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    OP loves Auburn, Hillary, and thick women.
     
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    ??? You aren't already?
     
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    Make the troll about politics and football, maybe try the ole Miss, nebraska or oregon fanbases?
     
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    I think Ohio State fans are your best option. They love reminding Bama fans about 2014, plus, CUM. Oklahoma is your back up for similar reasons
     
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