I’ve been taken hostage

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  1. Dobsie

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    To any one who can read this help.

    08:40 hours
    Some man showed up at my house 20 minutes ago. He claims he is my biological father, and while we do look similar we are very different. He claims to be a dirt burglar, while I am a Poke. We are culturally incompatible. I attended my school for my bachelors while his father played basketball for his school.

    08:50 hours

    He is wearing this most godawful shade of red which he calls “crimson,” and this off white color he claims is “cream.” I have informed him we are in God’s country so he should be wearing sunset orange, with either white, or black to accompany it.

    08:55 hours

    While his driving can be erratic he does however have great taste in 60’s, and 70’s classical rock.

    09:00 hours

    I take it back. He has horrible taste in music. This current song is making my ears bleed, and I may have a hemorrhage. He claims this is an original, but believe it has been stolen from Yale. Please for Pistol Pete’s sake shoot me now. Just end it.


    09:05 hours

    It’s stopped for now, but I’m told we are making our way to Norman. This place is the Devil’s Anus of Oklahoma. Just on the other side of OKC a town of Edmond smells 24/7 of dog food.

    We are headed to a place called he calls Mont’s for BBQ, beer, and 11:00 football games before This Bedlam takes place.

    09:10 hours

    I may be experiencing Stockholm Syndrome. While he does seem strange “culturally” to me (why would he like a school he didn’t attend?) he does seem rather nice. He has offered after the game to go see my “cousin” who plays for this Satan’s Spawn Oklahoma Sooners. Sooner is a term that is synonymous with lying, cheating and criminality.

    PS

    I will keep you up to date as the situation evolves.
     
  2. txTIGER1963

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    the hell, is this native American find your son week?
     
  3. Bamagrad75

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    Chew through your ropes & run away!
     
  4. Dobsie

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    Well he may have found his Native American son. His dad is Texan who came to Oklahoma to be a Land Thief basketball player in the late 1940’s early 1950’s. His father was Irish.

    My mom is a Rattling Gourd...
     
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    nice
    I was cracking a bad joke because of some cowpoke talk in other threads
     
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    tl;dr - Can I have your stuff?
     
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    Bedlam is today? No way...too early...for real?
     
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    You sure? It's all covered in orange.
     
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  9. LeroyOU12

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    My favorite oSu girl
    [​IMG]
     
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  10. KerryRhodes

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    OP.

    OP !!!!

    We havent heard from you in hours !

    Thats it. In calllin the Rival cops.
    Theyll send in the Rival swat team.

    Lead negotiator will be Honors. He'll talk to your Pops on how UCF is the real number one team and deserves to be in the CFP.

    3 hours of that and youll be freed !
     
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  11. Dobsie

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    I’ve commandeered his radio he’s listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers so I don’t have to listen to Boomer Sooner. I’m almost to the Devils Anus which is Norman.

    I’m trying to work on blending in here.

    I just can’t hump sheep like they do in Norman so we see how long I can blend in.
     
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    I won’t pay the ransom.
     
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    Just wait until the band starts playing!
     
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  14. KerryRhodes

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    Hump sheep RollLaugh
     
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    Iowa State owns that!
    Just sayin'!
    48-42.

    Besides that,
    Go 'Pokes!
     
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    Nah, just send in cfb2017. In less than an hour, the guy will want to give up football & move to China.
     
  19. Proud_Okie

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    Great post, Dobsie. Have fun at the game, but I hope you are sad when you leave Laughing
     
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    Dobsie has a better chance of getting free beer’d in Norman than getting butt stabbed or whatever he’s afraid about.

    We’re in section 127, if you get thirsty stop by.
     
  21. CowpokeU

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    To be fair, we just came off playing Rapelor so butt stabbing PTSD is real.
     
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    looks like it's gonna be a barnburner 7-7 already barely in the 1st.
     
  24. Dobsie

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    Defense is apparently optional so far.
     
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    gotdammit
     
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    Im so sick of this bullshit.

    Our last natty we won 13-2

    Im officially on the record as saying that this is unacceptable.
     
  27. Proud_Okie

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    Can't kick field goals. Defense is garbage.
     
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    We're gonna **** around and lose this game.
     
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    Yep. Pure ****ing garbage.
     
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    our DBs look slow
     
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    And stupid
     
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    I thought we have a couple of 4* dbs
     
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    shit no DB within 10 yards of that WR.
     
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    Rudolph woulda hit that kid in stride and we'd be down by four.
     
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    A punt!
     
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    and a good return
     
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    Can LSU borrow some of your backups on O? They'll be returned barely used....
     
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    let me talk to Riley after the game for you. I'm sure he'll do the exchange for some of your DBs
     
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    So no one is doing a game thread because they don't want to burn out their keyboard keeping up with the score I'd bet....
     
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    that's right, they score too fast.
     

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