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Hopefully, her butthole is real.Very hot face, but god the fake tits are SUCH a turnoff. Ugh. When a girl bends over, you can see those big ass stretch marks, and its just... gross as hell.
I knew a girl that had perfect small perky b's. Went to c's and just ruined them. I'd never tell her that due to her clear fragile self esteem.Fake boobs are rarely attractive
Good for you. I'd love to give her that much. Unfortunately, I can only give her 6-6.5 on a good day.I would give her about a 9-9.5.
Kentucky fan and bad eyes. Rough combinationGood for you. I'd love to give her that much. Unfortunately, I can only give her 6-6.5 on a good day.
Good for you. I'd love to give her that much. Unfortunately, I can only give her 6-6.5 on a good day.
Meh, could be worse. I could have jokes fly over my head.Kentucky fan and bad eyes. Rough combination
I think you missed it.Kentucky fan and bad eyes. Rough combination
Who still uses American Standard Measurements?Centimeters or inches?
Objects in mirror are not larger than they appear.Meh, could be worse. I could have jokes fly over my head.
Does the morgue really count though?There are girls that are way hotter than this chick at my hospital, wearing scrubs, not looking like a whore.
Pass.
I feel like a lot of people ITT are missing it.I think you missed it.
Does she have a dick or something?I feel like a lot of people ITT are missing it.
Still focusing on the butthole.Does she have a dick or something?
Da fuq you talking about.....?Does the morgue really count though?
Da fuq you talking about.....?
OF COURSE it counts! Those are the best ones! Don’t talk, don’t push me away, and are down for whatever!
FIFYWOOD...even though she's from the armpit of Europe.
I already miss the "Wood you you Wednesday" threads and they've only been gone for a couple weeks.I thought this was a Wood You Wed post. You can bang this relatively hot chick, but she's Irish.
Claims of being turned off or grossed out by fake tits = closet gay.
I would start one with a picture of my wife, but I'm afraid you degenerates would say wood. In a strange way, I wish my wife was less hot. #nationalboardeffectI already miss the "Wood you you Wednesday" threads and they've only been gone for a couple weeks.
Yeah dude, don't do a "wood you" with your wife's pics, it's not the "hell yeah I'd bang her right now" comments that would suck, it would be the "I wouldn't touch that with your d!ck" comments that would make you regret it.I would start one with a picture of my wife, but I'm afraid you degenerates would say wood. In a strange way, I wish my wife was less hot. #nationalboardeffect
edit: I'm thinking I shouldn't bring this post up. She twist everything and might give me hell for saying degenerates would wood.
I have to start staying quiet.
Signing out and going to get her.
That and the fact that she knows she's hot. She's probably her biggest fan.Nothing sexy about two big lumps of plastic that are stretching skin all over the place.
El oh el aye lola? Are you not the world's most passionate man?I think that’s Lola
El oh el aye lola? Are you not the world's most passionate man?
Well I'm not the world's most masculine manI know what I am
And in bed Im a man
And so is Lola