Had some guy chase me in an Explorer yesterday..

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  1. CainSC

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    So this douchebag, who had obviously been drinking, stumbled out to his mailbox yesterday in a dirty open house robe with no undies on. He was prancing around his mailbox with his junk tucked and just all around acting a fool. Anyhow, I decided to buzz him a little bit to let him know I didn't approve of his behavior.

    A ways up the road, I had to stop my Caddy due to some traffic, and low and behold this fruitypie had followed me. I got out of the car, ready to give him a piece of my mind. Well, he also got out, still in his robe, no panties. He starts helicoptering his d*ck and asking me if I like to "party".

    Needless to say, I was so disgusted that I just got back in the Caddy and took off. Be careful out there folks, some real crazies running around.
     
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    Were you driving a caddy?
     
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    No, he was driving a Caddy.
     
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    What’s wrong with not wearing undies OP?
     
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    In before ODD or There aint no place starts screamin' about pis or it didn't happen.
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
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    That's T'aint No Place to you, buddy.
     
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    All I was interested in was your phone #.
     
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    PM sent.
     
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    The Juice is loose.

    (OJ was the first thing I thought of)
     
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    What in the world would possess you to "buzz" some guy along side the road that you don't even know?
     
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    Yeah I was wondering what the "buzz" was all about myself.
     
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    This has Florida all over it.
     
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    Classic Rivals
     
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    I see the humor, but 3-1/2 days later and I'm still pissed
     
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    You wan me kick OP's ass, xX?
     
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    Bring it on Sally.
     
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    Kick his ass at what? Knitting?
     
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    I put fish skins in both your bedroom trash cans. But you probably won't tell a difference. Before you reply, my wife is very sick, so leave her out of it.
     
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    I think Cain prefers fish sticks.
     
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    Shoulda nut tapped him OP.
     
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    SMH.

    Getting out of YOUR car is stupid. Get your butt shot or beat up.
     
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    only if he was the dueshe in the caddie
     

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