Gus Malzhan has butt herpes

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  1. Sublight

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    I hate me
     
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  2. P.G.S.

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    Is that a tiger tear in the thread title???
     
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    Is this thread about Auburn’s period or Auburn period?
     
  4. HOUNDZTOOTH1

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    Just put on a Bama tee-shirt, and put all this pain behind you.
     
  5. Sublight

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    I was going to make a thread about how I hate my coach. But since im basically the only Auburn fan posting, I figured it would just a bash Sublight forum, so I just removed everything.
     
  6. Toadman005Alabama

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    Auburn is a.....school.


    That's....that's about the nicest thing I can say about it to talk you off the ledge my friend.
     
  7. Sublight

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    LOL.
    That's the nicest thing you ever said about Auburn Toad. :)
     
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  8. HOUNDZTOOTH1

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    I’d really like to hear what you got to say about Gus. I don’t know how this worked out, but the best friends I have (irl) are all Barn fans and they’ve been anti-Gus for years.
     
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  9. IrishBlooded

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    Welcome to the 'don't like the HC but the administration doesn't value my opinion club'.


    I feel for ya.
     
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  10. MelbBamaFan

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    No! No, no, no...

    It’d be a bash Auburn thing. We have nothing against you except your taste in football programs.

    Tell us all about it. When did you start hating GM? Has it been longer than you really realized until now? Is that it? You’ve been suppressing heretical thoughts about GM and felt guilty because you regarded GM and AU as an indivisible thing and to doubt one was to doubt both? You feel deceived by Gus and now are angry that you feel dirty and used.

    Come, come and be baptized in the Black Warrior River and join the living.
     
  11. Sublight

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    He cant motivate players, they don't show up for games, he uses gimmicks, and they backfire.

    I have hated him for years.
    @aubie06 tells me im not a real Auburn fan cause I pulled for Auburn to loose all remaining games last year, starting with TA&M I think. So they would have to fire him.
    Truth be known, I said the same the year before.

    Ive been cussing Gus for years. Top level talent, bottom level execution.

    He is a dumpster fire, and I hope his wife gives him butt herpes.

    EDIT: Im going to rename this thread Gus Malzhan has butt herpes. (Done)
     
  12. aubie06

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    You are a real fan.
     
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    Malzahn seems kinda like Fisher was at FSU. People are fed up, then he does something good that buys him time.
     
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    Pictures or it didn't happen ....
     
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    The guy is always on time with getting the wins he needs to stay around.
     
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    You should have let us have him.
     
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  17. Sublight

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    You cant look back and find anytime that I would have disagreed with you about that.
     
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  18. Sublight

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    You weren't around young buck.
     
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    Lost by one point as time expired and still ranked in the top 10. You’re still in this. LSU finally got that Ferrari out of 2nd gear. The rest of CFB has been put on notice.
     
  20. Sublight

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    Yep. Even the Alabama fans were saying that they hope he stays. What does that tell you?
     
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    Its the dumb stuff that gets my goat.
    I don't play football.
    I never played football.
    At 13 years old I was writing code in C and PERL. I was getting picked on by the Jocks.

    EVEN I FUC**NG KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS TAKE THE POINTS!

    Go back in time, and give the last 4 teams to Tommy Tubberville, and we have NC's.
    Tubbs had players playing above their level.
    Gus Moron has them playing below their level.
    Gus sucks!
     
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    Well it went wrong for y’all, but it was a catastrophe for us.
     
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    MELTDOWN!!!
    EFFING GUS. OH I HATE YOU

    WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SUCK SO BAD.
    WHY CANT YOU JUST LEAVE!
    AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  24. septimusgreen

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    I’m still scratching my head with the jump pass call. We should’ve put up more points as well. AU is legit and our games are always a war. I understand your frustration but this might get your team in beast mode for the rest of the season. Good luck and Beat Bama!
     
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  25. della

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    Auburn has a very good team. Do you feel so entitled that you stomp on your coach cause y'all lost to a very talented LSU team in the closing seconds of a game?
    Grow up, most fans would love to be playing Auburn's hand this season.
     
  26. HOUNDZTOOTH1

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    As you can imagine, we were all really big fans of Gene Chizik (Auburn should really give him another chance Winking). Gus is an upgrade imo from Chizik but with his teams you never know what kind of Auburn team is going to show up game-to-game.
     
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  27. Sublight

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    It was a cool attempt. I just hate my coach,a nd have for years.

    Bite me Della! :D Ive been screaming this for YEARS on this Message board.
    Auburn has a Waterhead for a coach. Im tired of his antics, and want a real coach.
     
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    That's gonna hurt in the morning.
     
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    You have a top 10 team that could make the playoffs. I would pay $1000.00 no questions asked if "Kick 6" had been UT's instead of Auburn's. Just STFU and get ready for what still should be a good season for y'all.
     
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    I like gus...
     
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    Gus reacting to his contract extension at the end of the 2017 season:
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  33. jimmygoiu

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    did Gus catch the butt herpes from Isaac HaaSTD - he's been spreading it around the pu campus for years.
     
  34. P.G.S.

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    Damn, Dude. Don't go poisoning the trees down there. It's just football.
     
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    That may be some of the worst dancing ive ever seen.
     
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  36. Sublight

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    That's what bama fans do, not me.
     
  37. Sublight

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    Na, Auburn will always find a way to choke. Mainly because Gus enjoys autoerotique asphyxiation.
     
  38. selkies ftw

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    I’m glad he went for the 4th and 1. The play call was the issue, not the decision to go for it.
     
  39. Sublight

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    I disagree. I don't like going for it. Definitely not when there is no FB that can blast through for a yard.
    You always take the points.
    (Just my opinion, like I said, I was never a Jock. I was/still am a nerd.)
     
  40. P.G.S.

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    Yeah but you sound like you are ready to burn the whole place down right now.

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