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Dwight Howard Gets Gay With Dude

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Is this DH's coming out party, or was it already known he was into dudes and weird shit?

I'm glad I was never tasked with having to box him out.
 
I always liked Dwight, and I would say it’s unfortunate that his personal life was thrown into the spotlight like this (if he’s innocent)

That said, can you imagine being a closeted professional athlete and thinking that messaging strange men on instagram is going to end well for anybody?
 
“What I do in my bedroom is my business.. where I lay my wood is my business.. I don’t have to explain anything that goes on in my house.. y’all are too damn nosey” - Dwight Howard
 
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I've learned from the Howard Stern show, that guys with really large members can only go so deep in women.
Men have a really large canal.

Just what I heard.
Problem is butt holes don't retighten as quickly as a vagina. Once it's open it's open, kinda like a golf glove that's nice and tight but gets worn out quickly, underwear that gets loose and sloppy. Vaginas kinda like jeans they hold up pretty well to a lot, sometimes they rip but you can get it sewn up rather easily.
 
Problem is butt holes don't retighten as quickly as a vagina. Once it's open it's open, kinda like a golf glove that's nice and tight but gets worn out quickly, underwear that gets loose and sloppy. Vaginas kinda like jeans they hold up pretty well to a lot, sometimes they rip but you can get it sewn up rather easily.
Solid reasoning.
 
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