Bert and Ernie: Gay or not gay............???

[IUfanBorden]

Jesus. I mean, really.

Gay:

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc...e-street-writer-saying-bert-ernie-are-n910946

Not gay:
https://www.today.com/video/-sesame...n-bert-and-ernie-s-relationship-1324037699559

Nor gay, OR straight:



My thoughts? Meh---they are FVCKING PUPPETS people....

 

[toonces11]

Yea---I think we are well past having to much free time on our hands.

 

[tcoyle34]

This is the hard hitting news that I look forward to everyday.

 

[WojoRising]

How was there ever any way they weren’t, though

 

[ThroughBlue]

Seriously?

 

[IUfanBorden]

Seriously?

Yep. I had to post. Funny shit.

 

[speedfrk]

Bert does seem like a twink

 

[TheDude1]

Not gay. Unfortunately. They’ve actually addressed it.

 

[IUfanBorden]

Not gay. Unfortunately. They’ve actually addressed it.

Oh, I know...How this is even a discussion is beyond me. I mean, who gives a shit. And why is it even a discussion?

 

[npreston]

 

[tw3301]

Not gay. Unfortunately. They’ve actually addressed it.

Why is it unfortunate? Why would them being gay be fortunate? Why are we talking about made up puppet characters sexual orientation?

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Ummm....

 

[UNC71-00]

Why is it unfortunate? Why would them being gay be fortunate? Why are we talking about made up puppet characters sexual orientation?

No shit

 

[IUfanBorden]

Why is it unfortunate? Why would them being gay be fortunate? Why are we talking about made up puppet characters sexual orientation?

Unfortunately, its the world we now live in.. I mean what do you expect. This is a country where Nabisco had to change the animals on their package. Why? Nowadays, everyone and everything is questioned. Evaluated. Looked over. Gotta make sure no one's feelings are getting hurt.

I seriously laughed for 20 minutes when heard this. I was like---"Is this shit real"?

 

[IUfanBorden]

Ernie's thoughts:

 

[MaizeandBlue02]

No gay would have eyebrows like that.

 

[TheDude1]

Why is it unfortunate? Why would them being gay be fortunate? Why are we talking about made up puppet characters sexual orientation?

Come on man... Bert? He’d make a fabulous gay.

 

[TheDude1]

No gay would have eyebrows like that.

Absolutely true. Excellent point. Props.

 

[schoonerwest]

 

[uncfan in ky]

 

[schoonerwest]

 

[IUfanBorden]

Oh man is this thread gonna deliver....Bravo OP....BRAVO!!

 

[hailtoyourvictor]

What bathroom do puppets use

 

[lurkeraspect84]

What bathroom do puppets use

I don't care which one as long as they stay out of my beings bathroom.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

 

[IUfanBorden]

I don't care which one as long as they stay out of my beings bathroom.

Dude that is so.........I mean, WTF?

 

[IUfanBorden]

I don't care which one as long as they stay out of my beings bathroom.

I like this one:

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Bert & Ernie = Dattier & Quavarius

 

[toonces11]

I like this one:

Why use that stupid symbol and not just label it “restroom”.

 

[UL_1986]

Wonder who will create the faux outrage over this.

 

[toonces11]

Wonder who will create the faux outrage over this.

The faux outrage over the faux outrage??? Or the bathroom for prince and the disabled?

 

[UL_1986]

The faux outrage over the faux outrage??? Or the bathroom for prince and the disabled?

The first one haha

 

[toonces11]

The first one haha

Im of the opinion Bert and Ernie couldn't pull any tail whether it be on the front or back.

 

[UL_1986]

Im of the opinion Bert and Ernie couldn't pull any tail whether it be on the front or back.

They never seemed to care. Highly suspect.

 

[tw3301]

They both walk around with someone's hand up their ass, most likely bi because i'm sure they've had male and female puppeteers.

 

[Spacegrass]

Puppets can have sex , see Team America World Police

 

[Big_Blue79]

Bert does seem like a twink

Come on man... Bert? He’d make a fabulous gay.

Slanderous, @Bert Higginbotha

 

[OU50]

Ummm....

Exactly,,,puppets. F*cking puppets. ZFG.

 

[Big_Blue79]

F*cking puppets.

So they are f%^&ing? Interesting.

 

[treyforuk]

Bert and I are the two old men up in the balcony...GET OFF OUR LAWN!!! And if we do a little spooning, that's between us...no pun.