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@TheDude1 . . . Not Christmas related, but I’m certain this is DEAD ON. I’d bet my kidneys on it. Nothing will convince me otherwise. Nothing. Couldn’t find any gay porn Christmas movies. ;)

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I'll take it.

@Kevin Bryan I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.
I would eat it. I saw Andrew Zimmern eat them on Bizarre Foods once, looked delicious, fried tempura style. I will eat just about anything when I'm drunk. Spiders, slugs, huge live goldfish, etc.
 
I would eat it. I saw Andrew Zimmern eat them on Bizarre Foods once, looked delicious, fried tempura style. I will eat just about anything when I'm drunk. Spiders, slugs, huge live goldfish, etc.
I said that I'm going to feed you TO my tarantula. Not that I am going to feed you my tarantula. That just sounds weird. Especially in the midst of all of these sexual misconduct allegations.
 
I said that I'm going to feed you TO my tarantula. Not that I am going to feed you my tarantula. That just sounds weird. Especially in the midst of all of these sexual misconduct allegations.
Oh true, true... hahaha. I haven't seen that flick in quite a while!
 
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