Anyone here ever been fat?

[ExitFlagger]

I recently looked down and realized I’m starting to develop a gut for the first time in my life. Since then I’ve put in 5+ miles on the bike at Planet Fitness almost every day.

Who ****ing knew a Route 44 cherry limeade had 130 grams of sugar.

 

[cdbearde]

Who?

Dave's not here.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

 

[cdbearde]

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[cdbearde]

Everyone, the above is a joke between lurker and me. Nothing toward the sexy feeling Lover OP. 🤣

 

[CrazyChuckCarbo]

I’m 6’2 260 right now. Should be closer to 220. So yea, I’m fat.

Or a big tub of goo per David Letterman.

 

[CrazyChuckCarbo]

Maybe those socks are what gave her the idea that you were into anal. 🤷‍♀️ 🤣

I was gonna say something ‘bout those socks but someone beat me to it.

 

[CrazyChuckCarbo]

Scale read 190 today! 45 lbs total since mid November. Haven't been in the 180s since the 90s.

Got 3 dates lined up for next week, all with hot chicks competing to be #1 on my depth chart. Life is good.

No offense but you’re starting to sound like Sad, except your stories are more believable.

 

[CrazyChuckCarbo]

date with smoke show went great. Date 2 already lined up for when she gets back from family vacation after next week.

@boilerzz would approve of her, one of her best friends is Matt Painter's sister.

Family vaca eh, she’s probably moving out of state if she saw those blue socks. JK.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

Family vaca eh, she’s probably moving out of state if she saw those blue socks. JK.

Excuse me, those are purple.

And she 100% moved on as soon as she got back from vacation so you might be on to something lol.

No worries she has since been replaced more than once.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Excuse me, those are purple.

And she 100% moved on as soon as she got back from vacation so you might be on to something lol.

No worries she has since been replaced more than once.

3x rule. Every how many chicks you've been with (fatties don't count as two), she's been with 3x as many.

@UL_1986 lives in Chicago, you should give her number to him.Just a test.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Fatty fatty
two by four
couldn't fit through the bathroom door
so she did it on the floor
I still f'd that whore.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Who ****ing knew a Route 44 cherry limeade had 130 grams of sugar.

Is that a lot? I am 'Merican, which means I do not metric system.

 

[ExitFlagger]

Is that a lot? I am 'Merican, which means I do not metric system.

A can of Coke has 39 grams. To avoid becoming a fatass, they say you should limit sugar consumption to 12-36g a day.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

A can of Coke has 39 grams. To avoid becoming a fatass, they say you should limit sugar consumption to 12-36g a day.

*added sugar

 

[lurkeraspect84]

 

[WeAreDePaul]

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damn, I just lost 50 for free.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

damn, I just lost 50 for free.

You'd have to cut off your penis to get to 100lbs.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

You'd have to cut off your penis to get to 100lbs.

just the tip

 

[lurkeraspect84]

just the tip

Is that a Jewish thing?

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Live look at @WeAreDePaul right now.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Live look at @WeAreDePaul right now.

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He done spooled himself on the cast. If he gets a biggun' to bite it's gonna break off immediately.