007 just got woke

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  1. LovelyLudwigVan

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    Jesus.
     
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    That's one hell of a gender/racial reassignment surgery.
     
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    Was she raised in an orphanage to be a blunt instrument of the state?
     
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    Wonder if it will be as great as the new ghostbusters
     
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    SJWs everywhere should be elated!
     
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    That would actually make for an excellent plot: 007 goes to fight SPECTRE, Blofeld captures Bond and forces him to undergo gender/racial reassignment surgery. I'd pay money to see that.
     
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    This upcoming Bond 25 will be as good a time as any to sign off. A woman Bond does absolutely nothing for me, so I will content myself with watching repeats of the 1st and best...Sean Connery.
     
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    Was she on the British soccer team?
     
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    It will be horribly worse I imagine.
     
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    As long as its a good movie I could care less who plays Bond
     
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    Doctor Who is a woman. Now 007? Well, its been fun, but bye bye.
     
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    Plus I feel like this plot has already been used in various ways in previous Bond films:

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    Look at the bright side. Lots of gratuitous mostly nude drunken slutty, scenes to look forward to, and maybe 007 finally nails Moneypenny on screen ;)
     
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    Does she also sleep with tons of women?
     
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    Basically assuming it kills off the franchise like Doctor Who did?
     
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    Okay....
     
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    I’m sure it’ll be a blockbuster success
     
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    People need to realize that not EVERYTHING has to push an agenda. Bond being a suave white dude is perfectly ok.
     
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    This should, however, all but confirm a longstanding fan theory that 007 was never just one person (played by different actors), but an alias for a chosen special agent.

    The woke directors felt the best way to do that was to cast Bond as a female.









    Or they could just go full potato and say that after all these years Bond truly always felt like a woman and finally decided to make the change.
     
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    The new Golden Girls

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    You should see all the people of black descent upset that a black girl was cast as Ariel in the Little Mermaid. It is real.
     
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    Billion dollar box office. Guaranteed.
     
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    Eagerly awaiting the remake of Saving Private Ryan, all-black edition. And the remake of Schindler's List, all-Latino/Muslim edition.
     
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    Art is like an opinion.......it can still be wrong.
     
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    She’s an actor?
     
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    That would definitely hold up if someone wanted to make an MLK movie starring Ryan Gosling.
     
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    I’m black and I approve this message.
     
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    I know that she's getting a bit older now but I would rather see Thandie Newton get the role over that hideous looking creature. This thing looks like someone cut an ugly dudes head off and stuck it on an ugly woman's body.
     
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    I’m waiting for the Hollywood remake of Glory. In it the character played by Denzel will now be played by Rosie Perez, the role Morgan Freeman played is now played by Doogie Houser and Matthew Broderick’s role is Snoop Dog! Laughing
     
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    Colt 45.....shaken not stirred.
     
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    If the script & actress can bring something new to the character, all for it. Otherwise, it’s just a woman playing a man’s role: punching, shooting, blowing shyt up. What’s the point? That a female Bond is EXACTLY like the male Bond.

    Hollywood 1: “Let’s make Bond a woman bc #MeToo’s still trendy.”

    Hollywood 2: “Yeah, we woke. But she gotta b hot, right?”

    H1: “Dude. Who’s gonna watch a fatty? Did u see Rebel Wilson in The Hustle? Yeah, no one did.”

    H2: “Big teats!”

    H1: “No, no. Too obvious. Nice legs. Nicer booty.

    H2: “Bikini booty scene. Niiiiiiice.”

    H1: “Niiiiiiiice.”

    Together: “Badonkadonk!”

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    H2: “What’s the plot?”
    H1: “Save women & minorities. Kill the white guys.”
    H2: “Writes itself.”
     
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    IMO the only black actor that can pull off being James Bond is Idris Elba. Maybe Denzel also since he can play anything.
     
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    Idris is Black Superman....didn't you know?






    P.S. On a side note....overexposure is a real thing.
     
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    The name's Bond, Lashana Bond.

    FWIW, those movies have sucked for sometime anyway so whatevs.
     
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