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Oooooo I love crazy bitch pussy.
Wish it was yore mom.
Couple years later my buddy found out about it in family counseling. She was an alcoholic plus a little fvcked in the...
Had a college garage sale with friends and used her house. I turned on porn in her garage as a joke and she started watching with me while...
I fvcked one of my best friends moms because of wild turkey 101 with a group of my buddies listening on speaker phone. Hope this helps
One year membership to blockbuster video
If you put in offer code OPEAISGHEY you can get a $5 target gift card in 6-18 months
You haven’t lived until you’ve snowballed your own load with your wife. YOLO
It’s going to suck for sure
Another man, Jared Staunton, said that after his assault, Weaver "lifted my head up and looked into my eyes, and said, 'You don't have to be...
Chick-fil-a has a policy to comp your order if you say you forgot your wallet. Works in drive thru
Just saved yourself from getting a 1-star yelp review for not having a gotdam bonus pic.
Wood buy some
Florida transplant living near st andres fault so hurricanes are my area of expertise. Where do you get this info from? Or is it just a known...
Did you already know jimbo had U shaped thumbs or was this discovery made during your query?
I can endure anything for 3 minutes
Mature, firecrotch, fat tits, cooks and knows her place. Like a few minutes with her naked
Gotdam it op, this isn’t Nam
I wanted to be a veterinarian until I learned there is more to it than putting down cats all day.
Nothing clever but was solid:
“Always return something in better condition than it was given to you”
“Be nice to all girls, even the fat ones”