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It’s either that or Netflix, maybe even both. This is the first season that I’m watching as they air. I binged the first four or five seasons.
It’s on amazon prime I think
Yeah, good show. Haven’t watched tonight’s episode yet though.
Probably gonna have to switch to a different Taco Bell too.
I like trying new places to eat while I’m on vacation. You gotta try the local cuisine wherever you go.
I have a tattoo of a butt on my butt.
Everyone I’ve ever talked to who owns one loves it.
You can’t even really search for anything you want, they just put random shit out for you to scroll through and see if you bite. It’s like QVC or...
I have. With a state ID, my license was suspended. Yeah, it was an error on their part. But you can have someone else rent it, or borrow a car.
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn’t come on a boy’s face til he’s about 13.
I once had sex with a twelve year old retarded girl in an elevator.
It was wrong on so many levels.
Like you’re not.
What’s better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?
Not being retarded
An Alabama fan takes his 12yo daughter to the pharmacy to get some birth control pills. The pharmacist asks, “Is your 12yo daughter sexually...
What’s black on top and white on the bottom?
What’s the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus?
Santa goes down the chimney.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
When I was 38, I went on a date with my 19yo girlfriend. People wouldn’t stop staring, we could hear the whispers, “pedofile”, “sick ****”,...
What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a girl’s eyes after the first date?
She’s got small tits.
Especially SEC fans