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Anyone here ever been fat?

Had an absolute crazy night Friday. First time in the new era going out and getting shit faced with the boys. Started at tje bar at Perry's Steakhouse. Didn't eat a single thing and just drank (forshadowing for later) From there hit a couple bars in town. And then at the last bar I stepped up and pulled my first one night stand of the new era! Checked that off the list. She was a banshee. While hooking up she was telling me how much she likes anal and also if she gets comfortable with me she'd like to bring another girl into the mix for 3 some. so....might have to see her again
:lol:
8)



She left at 3 and then things got really crazy. Went to bed and woke up a few hours later. at some point I do remember laying on my bathroom floor spooning the toilet, but I thought I got down there intentionally. But when I woke up I had huge bump on side of head, below that my ear looked like someone massaged it with a cheese grater. And my knee on same side was swollen and I couldn't walk. Clearly I passed out standing and hit the deck in there, but have no recollection of it at all. 2 days later and I can finally walk again.


Crazy 4star A+ night.
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