The only catch is that you have to take her out on a date beforehand and she never takes off the costume.
Wood You Wednesday 5/03
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The only catch is that you have to take her out on a date beforehand and she never takes off the costume.
Whoa….uh……
Are we even sure that’s a “she?” Those calves rival Hulk Hogan’s.
Are we even sure that’s a “she?” Those calves rival Hulk Hogan’s.
We are not, but part of the fun is seeing what all you degenerates would do.
Well, we know that lurker’s in either way.
How does somebody get away with showing half her ass in public?
After I confirm the absence of a package, I might be in. Body isn’t that bad on second look. I’d just take her to a drive-in.
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Can we make the catch that you have to do her(?) In public?
Sure...with a Spongebob marathon on my TV.
I could have fun with that nose.
Does taking her to the local gloryhole count as a date?Take her out?
Why not, I've slept with Jewish broads before.
How about we make it Alabama-upscale level? So like an Applebees type of establishment.
I'd take her to the rendezvous for a chance to be earmuffed by those thighs.
The only catch is that you have to take her out on a date beforehand and she never takes off the costume.
there's a dating show on Netflix where the daters are dressed in costumes like this.
I still have the sheet with the hole in it for proof.
I judged it as if some cool-ass mf'ing aliens came here and were dtf.
story checks out.
As long as that Applebees can be in East Lansing, MI, I'm good.
Flagger is a big fan of Adam's Apples.
With an ass like that? Yes I would!!! I’d make her spray her green slim hard enough to make me look like I’d been on an early 90’s episode of Double Dare!😂
